Phoning It In

Phoning It In

By Luke Oddie and Dan WadeSportsVolleyball
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Phoning It In episodes

  • Luca; Spirited Away; and Sausage Party

    Luke and Dan review: what Luke would be called if he had wandering eyes for his sister; how Dan's father describes his swift exit; and what Ratzinger's cardinals called the alter boy selection process.

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    45 min
  • Halloween; Hereditary; and The Wolf House

    Luke and Dan review: the only day of the year where you can dress up as Colonel Gaddafi and have a drink bought for you; what Katie Price tells Harvey when he asks about his face; and how the post box would have read if Little Red Riding Hood didn’t pull off one of the biggest sporting upsets of all time.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • No Time To Die and Dune

    Luke and Dan review: a flippant pun-orientated horologist's response to their doctor's terminal diagnosis; and the anti-nominative determinism film which missed an open goal by being released in October. 

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    54 min
  • The Matrix; There Will Be Blood; and Labyrinth

    Luke and Dan review: if the blue pill keeps you suspended in a tantalising reality and the red one makes your knob drop off, guess which one had the directors foaming at the f*cking mouth like Pavlov's dogs; after reading the title, Daniel Day-Lewis was expecting a slightly different period piece; and Bowie's fate mirrored that of the Cretan Minotaur after it was uncovered that 'Oh! You Pretty Things' was his ode to nouncing.

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    50 min
  • Nomadland; Cruella; and Dodgeball

    Luke and Dan review: the wildly misjudged vagrant theme park; Disney’s chance to finally rebalance the scales on their egregious rose-tinted portrayal of Dalmatians; and what Eva Braun’s chin called an unwanted blowjob.

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    50 min
  • Heat; Sound of Metal; and War Dogs

    Luke and Dan review: their offer to work pro bono to help Al Pacino eviscerate his kebab-churning Colne-based namesake; the noise Oscar Pistorius should be hearing; and yet further evidence that the Teller bloodline should really start listening the family’s black sheep, Fortune.

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    49 min
  • 1917; A Rainy Day in New York; and Point Break

    Luke and Dan review: the film Keith Floyd turned down after hearing it involved just one shot; Woody ‘It’s Not Technically Incest’ Allen’s stab at being a weatherman; and the maritime mystery of a dreamboat’s fascination with surfing.

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    50 min
  • The Tomorrow War; Guns Akimbo; and Hustlers

    Luke and Dan review: an Amazon Original that’ll have you sifting through the T’s and C’s for the return policy; Daniel Radcliffe’s attempt to once again one-up Rupert Grint, by seeing his Bazooka Hands and raising him; and Cardi B and J Lo’s frustratingly non-alphabetical S.H.I.T. movie.

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    42 min
  • Mission Impossible Fallout; The Meg; and The Trial of the Chicago 7

    Luke and Dan review: the sixth instalment of a weathered franchise… whilst I’m still here waiting for a Killer Klowns from Outer Space sequel; what the mean streets of Bognor Regis still call the Duchess of Sussex; and a title that has got Enid Blyton f*cking revolving in her grave.


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    39 min
  • The Prom; American Psycho; and Dredd

    Luke and Dan review: the time Luke took a Mormon to the school dance; Gary Busey; and Dan’s prom experience… he got raped… in the arse.


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    37 min

About Phoning It In

From the publisher's feed

Rather than indulging in daily phone calls, best mates, Luke Oddie and Dan Wade have decided to withhold their friendship to exactly once a week. Now, they just hit record and broadcast their mutual decline to the public.