Luke and Dan review: a flippant pun-orientated horologist's response to their doctor's terminal diagnosis; and the anti-nominative determinism film which missed an open goal by being released in October. 

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Luke and Dan review: if the blue pill keeps you suspended in a tantalising reality and the red one makes your knob drop off, guess which one had the directors foaming at the f*cking mouth like Pavlov's dogs; after reading the title, Daniel Day-Lewis was expecting a slightly different period piece; and Bowie's fate mirrored that of the Cretan Minotaur after it was uncovered that 'Oh! You Pretty Things' was his ode to nouncing.

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Luke and Dan review: the wildly misjudged vagrant theme park; Disney’s chance to finally rebalance the scales on their egregious rose-tinted portrayal of Dalmatians; and what Eva Braun’s chin called an unwanted blowjob.

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Luke and Dan review: their offer to work pro bono to help Al Pacino eviscerate his kebab-churning Colne-based namesake; the noise Oscar Pistorius should be hearing; and yet further evidence that the Teller bloodline should really start listening the family’s black sheep, Fortune.

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Luke and Dan review: the film Keith Floyd turned down after hearing it involved just one shot; Woody ‘It’s Not Technically Incest’ Allen’s stab at being a weatherman; and the maritime mystery of a dreamboat’s fascination with surfing.

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Luke and Dan review: an Amazon Original that’ll have you sifting through the T’s and C’s for the return policy; Daniel Radcliffe’s attempt to once again one-up Rupert Grint, by seeing his Bazooka Hands and raising him; and Cardi B and J Lo’s frustratingly non-alphabetical S.H.I.T. movie.

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Luke and Dan review: the sixth instalment of a weathered franchise… whilst I’m still here waiting for a Killer Klowns from Outer Space sequel; what the mean streets of Bognor Regis still call the Duchess of Sussex; and a title that has got Enid Blyton f*cking revolving in her grave.


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Luke and Dan review: the time Luke took a Mormon to the school dance; Gary Busey; and Dan’s prom experience… he got raped… in the arse.


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Luke and Dan review: that schnoz-faced dolphin freak minus the Adlington; you can’t spell Melissa McCarthy without party… oh wait… yeah you can you f*cking twonk… don’t both watching this pile of sh*t then; and what you’d get if, instead of going bust, Shelias’ Wheels became the No. 1 trading stock on the FTSE 100.



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Luke and Dan review: the reason why the Wayans brothers’ parents don’t talk to them anymore; something black and sticky… “Dan, I’ve been telling you to go see a doctor for weeks”; and a failed abortion’s cinematic doppelganger.


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