Phoning It In

Luke and Dan review: that schnoz-faced dolphin freak minus the Adlington; you can’t spell Melissa McCarthy without party… oh wait… yeah you can you f*cking twonk… don’t both watching this pile of sh*t then; and what you’d get if, instead of going bust, Shelias’ Wheels became the No. 1 trading stock on the FTSE 100.



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Luke and Dan review: the reason why the Wayans brothers’ parents don’t talk to them anymore; something black and sticky… “Dan, I’ve been telling you to go see a doctor for weeks”; and a failed abortion’s cinematic doppelganger.


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Luke and Dan review: well, nothing. But don't worry, instead they bicker whilst picking some of their 'highlights' from the first season. That sounds just as good, right? 



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Luke and Dan review: a movie where Candice Bergen and some forgettable hussies go in search of schlong but instead find friendship (and bukkake, they also discover bukkake); a film where a love-struck geek bashes off seven other men only to realise he's straight; and a confined teen keeps an eye out for serial killers in between his self-pleasuring sessions. Wow that's three penis jokes in a row, we really need some new material.



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Luke and Dan review: a moody Bollywood re-imagining of Liam Neeson's Taken; the namesake of a swine-centric bestiality romp; and David Spade finally puts his name to good use by digging himself an almighty hole with a career-kamikaze mix-up film. 



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Luke and Dan review: the best depiction of kiddy dismemberment since Operation Yewtree seized Jimmy’s laptop; a biopic of your Mam’s dildo (half-man, half-metal); and black culture’s answer to watching Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito’s 1988 classic Twins three times in a row.



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Luke and Dan review: love-wedding-don't repeat-eject-destroy-never speak of again; a needless reboot of Chicken Run; and wham-bam-she's-a-woman-back-in-Suffragette-City (it is a wrestling film, and has nothing to do with David Bowie). Good luck making any sense of that.



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Luke and Dan review: a film about amnesia for those that wish they had it; a middle of the road epic for merging traffic enthusiasts; and the filmic representation of erectile dysfunction.



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Luke and Dan review: Adam Sandler's statutory rape magnum opus; a head-in-the-toilet-from-all-that-white-chocolate sickly romp; and the millennials' answer to The Shining. Have you heard of the dirty tap analogy? Well, welcome to Episode 1...



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