From Stanley Tucci to Stanley Kubrick, Ian and Tim gush over the national treasure that is Stanley Tucci. Oh yeah, and Michael Bay is objectively a great filmmaker.

“Watch this psychologically traumatizing movie. Get some culture, you're almost six.”

-Ian’s Dad before showing him A Clockwork Orange, probably.

To be honest... Tim spoke for most of this one. It was like 90/10 Tim to Ian. I don't know what else to say.

If our memory is correct, Tim and Ian talked about grifting, the Fireman, the Priest, and the Diamond, the Village People, the village people from Monty Python's the Holy Grail, the Knights who Say Ni, Boogie Nights, John Travolta, and Look Who's Talking... we think.

Tonight on PigeonHoled: The true story of Captain Crunch. Humble Naval Caption, or low life recipe thief?

Now with less plosives, Ian and Ian (wait, Tim) discuss breakfast cereals, Captain Crunch, imaginary admirals, admiral gas stations, those tiny sandwiches in plastic triangles you find at gas stations, food poisoning, and sitting on toilets for long stretches of time.

Short Flights. Perfect for a quick commute or the totally sane listener who can't listen to us ramble for an hour.

On this short flight, we gave a bush a chance and realize that despite anyone says, we're still fond of a trim. And can't we just call it the "Chaplin Stache" instead of the Hitler? Because Ian is trying to grow one out without someone punching him on the street.

We’re starting a GoFundMe for our new production company. First on the docket? A film about a dog purge.

Tim and Ian, who may or may not be a scientist, talk about reindeer slaughter, dog slaughter festivals, Chinese food, General T'so's chicken, Chinese-American cuisine, a documentary about General T'so's chicken, and Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Apparently Canadians have no knowledge of one of the industrial revolution’s most beloved inventions. Yes, we’re obviously talking about trains.

Ian and Tim talk colloquialisms, falling off the turnip truck, not liking turnips, not eating vegetables as kids, and being forced to eat vegetables.

Tim: Hey, Ian. What do you think about house plants?

Ian: I really like the-

Tim: Shut up they’re pointless.

Tim and Ian climbed and tree and talked about house plants, calming, herbal tea, sleepy time, naps you used to take in preschool, bad Star Wars memories, Empire Strikes Back, Jar-Jar Binks, and racism.

Everything in life is a Venn-diagram and there are no Thanksgiving movies.

Tim and Ian talk about Thanksgiving themed movies, thatThanksgiving horror B-movie, Krampus, horned demons, the devil from Tenacious D, cock pushups (you can only do just one), Pringles, getting your hand stuck in the tube, going the DMV drive-through window, and wasting time.

Tim approaches Ian at work, a crazed look in his eyes

Tim: Hey, I have the first piece to tonight’s word association.

Ian: What is it?

Tim: The kid from Jerry Maguire.

Ian: Jesus Christ....

Tim and Ian start their podcast journey by talking about that little boy from Jerry Maguire, The Little Vampire, tiny teeth, this kid from Ian's high school, class presidents, valedictorians, senior pranks, and horse manure.