Pilot Lites

This week, Kelsea & Fuckin’ Russ Guy, aka Erin, check out “Valhalla Murders”. Kelsea tries a medicated lollipop from King Custy’s Kitchen & Vacationland Genetics, while the pals chat about breakfast before the show. During the show, Kelsea demands to know everything about Iceland from Erin & chaos ensues.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Pre-order our ‘Gal Pals’ shirt!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Sensible

Stoner Sponsor: Vacationland Genetics

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

Join Kelsea this week with long-time former Portland-er, Alex Steed, owner of Knack Factory & host of the podcast, Nashville Demystified! The pals dive into the absurdity that is Rizzoli & Isles while Kelsea celebrates shatter-day with Pineapple Express shatter from Wookie Labs, courtesy of Vacationland Genetics & noms on the Lola from The Muthah Truckah!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Pre-order our ‘Gal Pals’ shirt!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Sensible

Stoner Sponsor: Vacationland Genetics

Snack Sponsor: The Muthah Truckah

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

This week, Kelsea is accomanied on her flight by her pal, Charley, an old flame. They watch The Vampire Diaries while Kelsea trys a delicious medicated gummy by King Custy’s Kitchen, sponsored by Vacationland Genetics and she noms on a “real Italian sandwich” from A&C Grocery on Fox St!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Pre-order our ‘Gal Pals’ shirt by May 15th!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Sensible

Stoner Sponsor: Vacationland Genetics

Snack Sponsor: A&C Grocery

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

It’s finally May! Kelsea is joined this week by her pal, Maggie, from Rock Candy, a rad podcast about music! The girls check out “You’re The Worst”, while Kelsea smokes some Wintergreen from Vacationland Genetics, and give y’all some background on what it takes to run a podcast!

Make sure you check out Rock Candy anywhere you listen to podcasts! And learn more about Maggie’s fave takout, Bard & Baker and her favoriter brewery, Rare Form Brewing Company.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Pre-order our ‘Gal Pals’ shirt by May 15th!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Buds: Sensible

Stoner Sponsor: Vacationland Genetics

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

We are finally finishing up Tiger King! This week, Kelsea is joined by the beautiful Cherry Lemonade for the bonus episode of Tiger King! The pals get baked courtesy of Beach Health Center, while discussing the awesome edible the Kels had from Better Buds of Maine and the video that Cherry made for her online pagaent!

You can find Cherry Lemonade on Facebook & Instagram. You can also support her during Covid-19 by donating to on Venmo: @ch3rryl3monad3 Paypal: paypal.me/ch3rryl3monad3 and the Cash App: $Ch3rryL3monad3

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for more info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show!

This episode sponsored by:

Stoner Sponsor:Better Buds of Maine & Beach Health Center

Kelsea’s forever pal, Fucking Russ Guy, joins her for Episode 7 of “Tiger King”. Kelsea’s Stoner Sponsor is Beach Health Center & she smokes a lovely sativa, Salmon River, while they chat about the dogs, snacks, and Erin totally forgets how the show is supposed to go.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for more info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show!

This episode sponsored by:

Stoner Sponsor: Beach Health Center

This week, Kelsea & her pal Erin, aka Fuckin’ Russ Guy, check out “Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated”, which babbling endlessly. They dish on their fave quarantine snacks of the week, red hots & falafel, while Kelsea checks out a Legend OG preroll from Better Buds of Maine.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for more info on our sponsors, our social media, our new merch page, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Bud Sponsors: Sweet Jane Magazine (Use code ‘pilotlites’ for free shipping on a single issue!)

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox (Use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order!)

Stoner Sponsor: Better Buds of Maine

Happy 420! For your bonus, Kelsea & her pal, Amandaconda, check out “Tiger King, Episode 6”. Kelsea checks out some flower from Zero Gravity Cannabis, the gals nosh on ice cream & they discuss the many fashion choices of Joe Exotic & his cast of characters.

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for more info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show!

This episode sponsored by:

Stoner Sponsor: Zero Gravity Cannabis

Before the binge even started, today’s Flight Attendant, Cherry Lemonade, claimed Episode 5 of Tiger King. Join her & your Head Pilot, Kelsea, as they freak out over Tiger King, babble endlessly, get stoned on Zero Gravity Cannabis, and swap snacks - Kels is eating take-out from Coals Portland and Cherry has figured out the ultimate Cheez-It!

Content warning: Suicide!

You can find Cherry Lemonade on Facebook & Instagram. You can also support her during Covid-19 by donating to on Venmo: @ch3rryl3monad3 Paypal: paypal.me/ch3rryl3monad3 and the Cash App: $Ch3rryL3monad3

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for more info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show!

This episode sponsored by:

Stoner Sponsor: Zero Gravity Cannabis

Kelsea & resident funny friend, Tina Machina, take time out of their busy quarantine schedules to check out The Magic School Bus. Tina has an edible & shares a funny edible story, while Kelsea shares how the Jacknesia sugar wax from Better Buds of Maine has changed her mind on concentrates. Tina noshes on all the dipsn she’s been making, and Kelsea shares the raddest take out ramen in Portland, Ishi Ishi.

You can follow Tina Machina on Facebook and make sure you check out the SLAP website for all the upcoming fun!

Please visit www.pilotlites.com for more info on our sponsors, our social media, our new merch page, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show!

This episode sponsored by:

Best Bud Sponsors: Sweet Jane Magazine (Use code ‘pilotlites’ for free shipping on a single issue!)

Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox (Use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order!)

Stoner Sponsor: Better Buds of Maine

Snack Sponsor: Ishi Ishi