Pilot Lites

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  • "My Dead Ex", or It's Going Well!

    Kelsea & her pal, Murf, check out a spoopy teen show, “My Dead Ex”, while smoking weed from Junction Farm and snacking on apple pie & coffee ice cream, sponsored by Sweet Dirt. They share their thoughts on eyebrows, casting decisions, prom-posals & phallic smoking objects while trying really hard to pay attention to the show.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting

    Stoner Sponsor: Junction Farm

    Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    40 min
  • "Ratched", or I Could Be Into That

    This week, Kelsea is joined by her pal, Tyler, the manager of Central Maine Flower. The buds watch “Ratched” while smoking blunts of Violator Kush from Junction Farm. After a cobbled together snack of cookies & pizza rolls, they chatter about inappropriate crushes, jawlines, and Stephen King.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Cultivate Consulting

    Stoner Sponsor: Junction Farm

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    1 hr 20 min
  • "The Addams Family", or On The Golden Road

    This week, Kelsea is joined by her original co-pilot, Riley, for a viewing of the original Addams Family. Kelsea smokes a giant joint from Central Maine Flower, tells you about some concentrates that she’s been trying, while Riley tries some more flavors of edibles from Mighty Viking & Buzzed Bakery. The gals catch up about TV shows, what counts as ‘dressing up’ these days & refining one’s MySpace with damask.

    GET YOUR TICKETS for Horrific! A Drive-In Burlesque Show to Benefit Maine Music Alliance on 10/10 at Thomas Point Beach & Campground.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check out our ‘Gal Pals’ merch - on sale!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'


    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    56 min
  • "Baewatch: Parental Guidance", or Stressed By Straight People

    Your co-pilots, Kelsea & Kate, watch “Baewatch: Parental Guidance” while noshing on Thai food from Jack’s Thai, courtesy of Sweet Dirt. They get very silly with the help of Central Maine Flower & their flower & some edibles from Buzzed Bakery & Mighty Viking. While flying high, they chatter about BAEs, eyebrows, and sex toys.

    GET YOUR TICKETS for Horrific! A Drive-In Burlesque Show to Benefit Maine Music Alliance on 10/10 at Thomas Point Beach & Campground.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'


    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    1 hr 6 min
  • "Moesha", or A Dollop of Daisy

    This week, your fav gal pals, Kelsea & Kate, check out some concentrates & flower from Central Maine Flower while watching an old school fave, Moesha. They also try some Bubble Gummies from Mighty Viking Gummies & chat about their first concerts, fat shaming on TV, and, as always, Kelsea has to google every actor.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    46 min
  • "Teenage Bounty Hunters", or I Know Tough Girl Things

    This week, the snarkiest gal pals, Kelsea & Kate, check out Teenage Bounty Hunters, while snacking on pizza from Westbrook House of Pizza, sponsored by Sweet Dirt. Central Maine Flower covered our cannabis, and the gals smoke two different kinds of flower & try the incredible Blueberry Salted Caramels from Buzzed Bakery.

    This week’s show was suggested by one of our Patreon Supporters, Fuckin’ Russ Guy. If you’d like to support the show, head on over to our Patreon!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

    Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    1 hr 15 min
  • "Daredevil", or Her Royal Highness Is My Preferred Pronoun

    Happy September! Join your fav gal pals, Kelsea & Kate, for Netflix’s Daredevil, as they also check out some prerolls & edibles from Central Maine Flower. The gals snack on 'Imitation Poutine’ that Kelsea made, while giggling about carabiners, podcast aliases, Daddy Paul Rudd, & boxing

    This week’s show was suggested by one of our Patreon Supporters, Fuckin’ Russ Guy. If you’d like to support the show, head on over to our Patreon!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and upcoming events! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Casco Botanical - Find them at your favorite Maine dispensary (if they aren’t carried, make sure you ask!), or order directly from them on Weedmaps! Don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: Central Maine Flower - Use the code CMFCast2020 for 1 Extra Bloom Stamp & 10% OFF ENTIRE Order

    Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order

    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    1 hr 18 min
  • "Pee-wee's Playhouse", or Everything's Amazing

    It’s Wednesday, so join your gal pals for weed & dabs from Northeast Grow Co while play along with pilot episode of Pee-wee’s Playhouse. Kels & Kate nom on Big Fin Poke, sponsored by Sweet Dirt, while dishing about their level of gayness, based on spotting a baby Natasha Lyonne, terrible middle school nicknames, & the fever dream that is children’s programming.

    This week’s show was suggested by Cherry Lemonade. Make sure you book Cherry & Gigi Gabor for 2 Queens, 1 Driveway before summer runs out!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Empyreal Beverages - to order directly from them make sure you send them an email at sales@empyrealbeverages and use ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order (two case minumum).

    Stoner Sponsor: Northeast Grow Co.

    Snack Sponsor: Sweet Dirt

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order
    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    48 min
  • "Wings", or All Eyes and Dimples

    This week, Kels & Kate check out the pilot of Wings while smoking some of the best weed they’ve ever had in Maine from Northeast Grow Co. While waching the show, they drink some local beers from Sebago Brewing Company, and chat about Mormom-level braids, the labor they’re doing for men, and the awfulness of a pair of pants.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Empyreal Beverages - to order directly from them make sure you send them an email at sales@empyrealbeverages and use ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order (two case minumum).

    Stoner Sponsor: Northeast Grow Co.

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order
    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    47 min
  • "Hawaii Five-O", or Everything's Sticky!

    This week, the gal pals nosh on the best ever Hawaiian style shaved ice from Haole Ice, then come back to Kels’ and settle in to watch the new Hawaii Five-O. While watching, they smoke sedative nugs & cones from Vetted Cannabis, while Kels lives her best life, Kate mistakes a national monument, and the pals do their best Wine & Crime impressions!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, info on our sponsors, to find our social media, and a link to our Patreon so you can also support the show! Check our our new ‘Gal Pals’ merch!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: Empyreal Beverages - to order directly from them make sure you send them an email at sales@empyrealbeverages and use ‘pilotlites’ for 15% off your first order (two case minumum).

    Stoner Sponsor: Vetted Cannabis

    Snack Sponsor: Haole Ice

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order
    Reminder! Our code ‘pilotlites’ still works over at Ken Ahbus, a great place to get some stoner gear!

    1 hr 6 min

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Join your Co-Pilots, Kelsea & her pals, every Weed Wednesday for a new episode at 4:20 PM EST. They'll try a cannabis product, then snack & snark over the pilot episode of your favorite TV…