Pilot Lites

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  • Burn Cruise 02

    Welcome to Burn Cruise, Pilot Lites’ monthly bonus episode! On this episode, the gals, Kelsea & Riley, chat recipe reviews, read our listeners Stoner Stories, and really dig into the non-pilot episodes of TV they’ve been watching. This month, the pals dig into budget recipes, inspired by Riley’s dad, read some Stoner Stories that have us laughing hard, and do some live unpacking of their white privilege while talking about what else they’re watching.

    You can find Budget Bytes here, a website we reference in the episode.

    Got a Stoner Story to submit?!? Do that here!

    Make sure you check out pilotlites.com for all of our podcast episodes, info about our sponsors, our snacks, and all our merch! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1 /month, which gets you access to even more bonus content, early access to our episodes & our Sticker of the Month club!

    49 min
  • "F*ck, That's Delicious", or Big Dudes, Small Restaurant

    This week, CoPilots, Kels & Riley, try Sundae Driver from Maine Craft Cannabis & discuss their very adult snacks. The pals check out Action Bronson in “F*ck, That’s Delicious”, while chatting about missing restaurants, how often Ja Rule comes up in conversation, our types of dudes. The gals also jokingly plan a BBQ podcast tour of America, featuring their pal Gigi & her van!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our February sticker is designed by The Sweet Blooded!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Maine Craft Cannabis

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    42 min
  • Galentine's Day, or We Watch Broad City Again

    Join CoPilots, Kels & Riley, for a Galentine’s Day bonus episode! The gal pals exchange gifts & then watch the pilot of Broad City, which they watched in the pilot episode of Pilot Lites! While watching the show, the pals talk about the lies they would or would not tell to get out of work, when it’s an appropriate time to talk about not having a threesome with your mom, and so much more!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our February sticker is designed by The Sweet Blooded!

    41 min
  • "The History of Swear Words", or Nic Cage's Redemption Story

    Join CoPilots, Kels & Riley, for Nick Cage in Netflix’s The History of Swear Words! Riley smokes some Wizard Punch & Kels gushes over the Kiwi strain, in both chocolate and flower form, from Maine Craft Cannabis. While watching the show, the pals get real silly & chatter about their first swear words and celebrities in the cannabis industry!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our February sticker is designed by The Sweet Blooded!

    Check out the new song “Kiwi Drip” by our pals over at New Fame!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Maine Craft Cannabis

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    43 min
  • "Dare Me", or Boxed Wine and Attitude

    Join the gal pals, Kels & Riley, for the pilot episode of Netflix’s “Dare Me”. This month, our Stoner Sponsor is Maine Craft Cannabis, so Kelsea tries their LA Kush Live Rosin & Riley had some of their tincture to alleviate the pain of her horse fall injury. Pod pup Grafton tries to interrupt, the pals snack on giant chocolate chip cookies from their pal Justine at Unknowable Podcast, and hijinks ensue for this teen drama!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our February sticker is designed by The Sweet Blooded!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Maine Craft Cannabis

    Snack Sponsor: Justine Johnson - you can find her at Unknowable Podcast wherever you listen & you can follow her baking adventures on instagram @doughthisbemadness

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    1 hr 13 min
  • "I'm Sorry", or Howie Dewan

    This week, your high flying CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, check out one of the top shows on Netflix, I’m Sorry, after a few too many hits of Mimosa Badder from SeaWeed Co. Riley reads our listener reviews, Kelsea reveals too much information, and they gals get really silly over a not-great TV show.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    48 min
  • "90 Day Fiance", or You Want A Beard, Honey

    Join your Co-Pilots, Kelsea & Riley, for the pilot episode of 90 Day Fiance, after they do a bunch of Dosidos diamonds in sauce from SeaWeed Co. The gals judge everyone, including the folks who are judging the couples, while chatting about how European men dress, Disney princesses, and UHaul culture.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    58 min
  • Burn Cruise 01

    Welcome to Burn Cruise, Pilot Lites’ new monthly bonus episode! On this episode, the gals, Kelsea & Riley, chat recipe reviews, read our listeners Stoner Stories, and really dig into the non-pilot episodes of TV they’ve been watching.

    CW: We talk a lot about vomit in this episode.

    Got a Stoner Story to submit?!? Do that here!

    Make sure you check out pilotlites.com for all of our podcast episodes, info about our sponsors, our snacks, and all our merch! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1 /month, which gets you access to even more bonus content, early access to our episodes & our Sticker of the Month club!

    46 min
  • "Fuller House", or Thanks, I Hate It

    Join the CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, for Fuller House, paired with a Zskittlez Live Cartridge from SeaWeed Co. The gals chat yogurt parfaits for their snacks before taking off for the show! While watching the cheese-fest, the pals chat young crushes, what the cast was up to in their off time, and where their outfits come from!

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    52 min
  • "The Stand", or An Anger Fueled Young Man

    Welcome to Season 3! Join your Head Pilot, Kelsea, & her gal pal, Riley, for the pilot episode of CBS’ The Stand. After taking a bunch of dabs of Super Lemon OG Haze shatter from SeaWeed Co. the gals dive into the show. While watching, Kelsea, the ultimate King fangirl, is shocked that Riley doesn’t know the story, the pals chat about how Uncle Steve King is the Nostradamus of our generation, and babble about their own quarantine life.

    Content warning: This episode includes talk of suicide. Please take care. If you need help, please reach out to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC and Lit & Luxury - don’t forget to use code ‘PILOTLITES25’ for 25% off your first order!

    Stoner Sponsor: SeaWeed Co.

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    1 hr 23 min

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Join your Co-Pilots, Kelsea & her pals, every Weed Wednesday for a new episode at 4:20 PM EST. They'll try a cannabis product, then snack & snark over the pilot episode of your favorite TV…