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  • Burn Cruise 04

    Welcome to Burn Cruise, Pilot Lites’ monthly bonus episode! This month, Riley shares a recipe for pork ramen with us, the gals share their thoughts on the Top 10 Stoner Characters in movies & TV, and talk about what they’re watching, including Sister Wives & Superstore.

    Got a Stoner Story to submit?!? Do that here!

    Make sure you check out pilotlites.com for all of our podcast episodes, info about our sponsors, our snacks, and all our merch! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1 /month, which gets you access to even more bonus content, early access to our episodes & our Sticker of the Month club!

    0 min
  • "Jersey Shore", or I Don't Want Your Pukey Breath on Me

    Join your CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, for a trip to “Jersey Shore” this week. Before they take off, Kels indulges in medicated coffee cake from Mojo Medibles. Once the gals dive into the show, they’re shocked by the ages of the cast, try out their best Joisey accents, and judge their own style choices.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our April sticker is designed by Violet Fields Farm.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: Vitae Glass - don’t forget to use code ‘PilotLites’ for 12% off your first order

    Stoner Sponsor: Mojo Medibles - make sure you ask your local caregiver to carry them!

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    54 min
  • "Scrubs", or Everyone Had A 2001 Zach Braff Moment

    Join your high-flying Co-Pilots, Kelsea & Riley, this week for “Scrubs”. Before they check out the show, Kelsea shares her experience with Mojo Medible’s 1:1 Peaches & Cream Gummies & the gals chat about dinner plans. While watching the show, the too-high pals discuss their 2001 Zach Braff Moment, the old Becky, & Kels forgets how to talk.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our April sticker is designed by Violet Fields Farm.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: Vitae Glass - don’t forget to use code ‘PilotLites’ for 12% off your first order

    Stoner Sponsor: Mojo Medibles - make sure you ask your local caregiver to carry them!

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    42 min
  • "Veronica Mars", or The Biker Boys Are Supposed To Be High Schoolers?!?

    This week, your high flying CoPilots, Kels & Riley, go back to a teenage fav, Veronica Mars, while munching on some medicated Sea Salt Caramels from Zenia Cannabis Co. While watching the show, the gals chat about everything from their crush on Kristen Bell, the fashion, and the logistics of Veronica Mars.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our March sticker is designed by Alyse Ruriani.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Zenia Cannabis Co - don’t forget to mention Pilot Lites for a free lollipop!

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    52 min
  • "Party Down", or Google That

    Join your fav CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, for edibles & “Party Down”. Kels finally gets to eat the medicated Sour Lime Gummies from Zenia Cannabis, Riley reads a podcast review, and the gals dig into the show. While watching the show, the pals call everyone the wrong name, google that a billion times, and freak out about someone’s junk.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our March sticker is designed by Alyse Ruriani.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Zenia Cannabis Co - don’t forget to mention Pilot Lites for a free lollipop!

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    41 min
  • Burn Cruise 03

    Welcome to Burn Cruise, Pilot Lites’ monthly bonus episode! This month, Kelsea is joined by our friend Sam, editor of Beer & Weed Magazine. They chat everything from Sam’s band and how they got involved in cannabis to Survivor.

    Head on over to Beer & Weed Magazine to subscribe & find us in the March issue! Make sure you use code FUNKYWINDS to get your subscription for $1 and be entered in a getaway to Funky Bow Brewery!

    Got a Stoner Story to submit?!? Do that here!

    Make sure you check out pilotlites.com for all of our podcast episodes, info about our sponsors, our snacks, and all our merch! You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1 /month, which gets you access to even more bonus content, early access to our episodes & our Sticker of the Month club!

    1 hr 23 min
  • "Dollface", or Pee in Pairs

    Join your two fav gal pals, Kels & Riley, as they check out “Dollface” and stuff their faces with tacos from Bird & Co., courtesy of High Peak Cannabis Co! After a few edibles from Zenia Cannabis Co, the pals chat about adult friendships, how you must go to the bathroom with your pals & Kels can’t stop saying “chaco taco”.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our March sticker is designed by Alyse Ruriani.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Zenia Cannabis Co - don’t forget to mention Pilot Lites for a free lollipop!

    Snack Sponsor: High Peak Cannabis Co - they sent us to Bird & Co!

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    47 min
  • "Love Island: Australia", or Hunter Orange Dress with Ayesha Ophelia

    This week, join Head Pilot & special Flight Attendant, Ayesha Ophelia, for Love Island: Australia! Before watching the show, the pals chat about Ayesha’s relationship to cannabis, her favorite snack, and Kels tries medicated Dark Chocolate Cherry Maine Sea Salt Caramels from Zenia Cannabis Co. While watching the show, the gals get to know one another, judge the outfits, and attempt Australian accents.

    Ayesha Ophelia is a person to watch in the spirituality, wellness, and human potential movements. Self-pronounced 'spiritual Provocateur' and 'lifestyle alchemist' her unique brand of content creation merged with spirituality and being human is gaining momentum around the world. She is also the creator of The Girlfriend Manifesto, Society of Wild Hearts Films, and author of soon to be published music divination system and guidebook. She believes every person on the planet should have a written manifesto and she swears by her own 3 P's. The Pillars of; Plants; especially the entheogenic kinds, people; women mostly, and the potential for the world to once again create a golden age of spiritual awareness. She facilitates globally, and creates pieces of art when she is not teaching, coaching, or hibernating.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our March sticker is designed by Alyse Ruriani.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Zenia Cannabis Co - don’t forget to mention Pilot Lites for a free lollipop!

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    1 hr 24 min
  • "Buried by the Bernards", or Leopard Print Casket

    Join the CoPilots, Kelsea & Riley, for Buried by the Bernards, while they nosh on medicated edibles from Zenia Cannabis Co. While watching the show, the gals chat about what they want for their own funerals, family run businesses and Scatman Curruthers.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our March sticker is designed by Alyse Ruriani.

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Zenia Cannabis Co

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    46 min
  • "Big Mouth", or We've Come So Far

    Join your fav gal pals, Kels & Riley, for the embarrassing pilot of “Big Mouth”. Before the show, the gals dive into some Layer Cake & 450 MG THC Chocolate from Maine Craft Cannabis. Emerald Sky Financial sent the pals to Bao Bao for lunch. While watching the show, the gals chat about slang words for genitals, the awfulness of puberty & their most embarrassing moments.

    Please visit www.pilotlites.com for merch, our sponsors, and to submit your Stoner Stories or Dab-Ate Club suggestions! Our Gal Pals merch is on sale for 50% off! We now have print on demand merch hosted by TeePublic, where you can get our designs on basically whatever you want. You can also support us on Patreon for as little as $1/month - our tiers have been updated & now all tiers get extended video versions of our episodes & $5& up patrons will be enrolled in our Sticker of the Month Club! Our February sticker is designed by The Sweet Blooded!

    This episode sponsored by:

    Ganja Gods: Black Tie CBD

    Best Buds: CATLAB, LLC

    Stoner Sponsor: Maine Craft Cannabis

    Snack Sponsor: Emerald Sky Financial

    Subscription Sponsor: SensiBox - don’t forget to use code ‘pilotlites’ for 10% off your first order'

    49 min

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Join your Co-Pilots, Kelsea & her pals, every Weed Wednesday for a new episode at 4:20 PM EST. They'll try a cannabis product, then snack & snark over the pilot episode of your favorite TV…