Hello, Schoolers! Can you believe we’re on episode 14? That’s 14 hours of laughs and hard work! This episode we go over the outline before we start the fun stuff… writing the script! We’ll be honest, this is gonna be the last episode for a while. At least until 2021.

Maybe by then the world won’t be in such shambles.

LOL. 

Things we discuss in episode 14 are: 

• Gena Lee Nolan - no wait, we mean Donna D'errico
• Botched
• Andy Dick
• Tom Green
• Oh god we talk about Pauly Shore again what is wrong with us

Here are some related links for you to check out:

Donna D’Errico with her Dentist

GymShark Instagram

GoCleanCo Instagram

Our New Business Venture

Kevin MacLeod (the man whose music we’re using)

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Hello! Sorry for keeping you waiting - we took a little break last week, but we’re back with lucky number 13 (spoooooooky).

In this episode we gave Patty more story/backstory because she’s cool and we love her and she deserves the world. Hope your ears are nice and warm and ready for episode 13!  

Things we discuss in episode 13 are: 

• Melissa Joan Hart’s sexy past
• People being mean to Britney Spears
• Debra Kaplan
• Our authentic feelings

Here are some related links for you to check out:

Joe Randazzo Being Hilarious

SOMEONE being mean to Britney

What a "sexy" photo looked like in 1999

Kevin MacLeod (the man whose music we’re using)

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Hello, Casters!  We hope you’re doing well.

In this episode we go over the Act Three beats we came up with last episode and step them out even more. We also come up with some more beats to complete our final act.

Oh, we also get really horny and talk about hot dudes for like thirty minutes.  Enjoy!

Things we discuss in episode 12 are: 

• Kato Kaelin
• And the fact Gillian finds him hot
• Roy Scheider and his beautiful, flawless skin
• Breckin Meyer
• Pauly Shore (not in a horny way though, yuck)

Here are some related links for you to check out:

Hot Kato Kaelin Pics

Breckin Meyer Instagram:  

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Hello, Fans (especially those of you in Australia). We hope this podcast finds you well.

Last episode we said we were going to get back to a regular podcast schedule and here we are - sticking to our word! In this episode we talk a whole lot about Act 3, which is exciting because it means we’re almost ready to start scripting!!!! Kinda. We’ll see. Hope you enjoy episode 11! 

Things we discuss in episode 11 are: 

• Lena Dunham 
• Tom Hanks
• Jessica’s Hot Great-Grandfather
• Do babies wear jewelry? 
• Puppets
• More puppets

No links today. Just enjoy the podcast.  

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Hello, Schoolers. Sorry we’ve been MIA. For those of you who don’t read the news, there’s a lot going on in the world.

But we’re back with episode 10! Wow…we hit the double digits. We hope you’re enjoying yourself and that our tiny ‘cast is bringing you a much needed break from reality. Love you all. 

Things we discuss in episode 10 are: 

• Melissa Joan Hart’s political beliefs. 
• Melissa Joan Hart being at a wedding in the middle of a pandemic.
• Melissa Joan Hart going to see her own movie.
• Melissa Joan Hart’s eye.
• Quibi.

One thing we don’t discuss:

• Pauly Shore!!!!! Kinda. 

Here are some related links for you to check out:

Melissa Joan Hart’s Instagram

Females on Fire Podcast

Kevin MacLeod (the man whose music we’re using)

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Hellloooooo!

How you holdin' up?

We promised you during our last show notes that we would get back to our regular shenanigans for episode 9 - and we do! We recap act 1 and get into act 2. We also have a very special edition of our Instagram break. Listen to find out the latest Hollywood scandal! Also - shenanigans! 

Things we discuss in episode 9 are: 

• How we’re holding up since last episode
• Pauly Shore (if you can believe it)
• Does lube put out fire?
• Should we incorporate a post-corona world into our story?
• Has the internet lost its mind? (yes)

Here are some related links for you to check out:

The Ellen Show’s Twitter Account (for the comments)

Kevin MacLeod (the man whose music we’re using)

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So we did things a little differently for episode 8.

None of us were really in the mood to write comedy so we had a little check in/therapy session. We’ll get back to our usual shenanigans for episode 9, but we hope our gab session helped you feel less alone during this crazy time.

We love you. 

Things we discuss in episode 8 are: 

• How we’re doing during quarantine
• Our international listeners 
• Our characters’ relationships with their mothers
• And is it always the mother’s fault? (yes)

And we talk about *BLEEP* *BLEEP* who claims to be related to a very famous celebrity

Here are some related links for you to check out (ok, one related link):

• Kevin MacLeod (the man whose music we’re using)

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Wow episode 7 already.

Where has the time gone? No, seriously, what day is it?

We hope our little podcast is bringing you much needed laughs during this difficult time. And if not, that’s on you.

Oh, and remember: don’t drink bleach. 

Things we discuss in episode 7 are: 

• Gillian’s Margaritaville experience
• Annie ASMR
• Is Antoni’s attraction to spirits weird?
• Why are there so many more examples of white men than there are farmers?
• Can warm, drunk moms be lesbians?
• Remember Love is Blind?
• Gillian’s reality show pitch

Here are some related links for you to check out: 

• Jessica from Love is Blind giving her dog wine
• Stephen Tobolowsky

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Hello, Pilotschoolers!

It’s time to listen to the acclaimed episode Nicole says is our best yet! It’s so good, it will make you forget about the coronavirus for an hour! Oops, sorry for reminding you about the coronavirus.

Hurry, press play! 

Things we discuss in this amazing episode are: 

• Nicole’s cough (unrelated to coronavirus) 
• How to know when you have a houseboy
• Super Bowl Sunday (Remember sporting events?)
• Why is Gillian’s nose bleeding?
• How did Jessica react to seeing her ex at Target?

Here are some related links for you to check out: 

• Picture of Gillian with the Bon Appetit guy 
• Video of Nicole laughing at how great this episode Is
• Land of Confusion Music Video
• Dr. Jacano 

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Hey, everyone! Hopefully the world hasn’t ended by the time this episode goes live. Just kidding - stay positive! And you know what’s good for staying positive? Laughter. So stay inside and be prepared to laugh away your existential dread. 

Some questions we ask during this hilarious episode are: 

• Do you wanna buy our TV show?
• Do tourists know what a car is?
• What do Dane Cook and a missing woman have in common?
• Did Pauly Shore remember Gillian?
• Are Jessica and Nicole bad people?
• Will LG sponsor us?
• What about those a-holes at the Louisville Vegan Jerky Co.??
• #godalwayswins

And here’s some related links for you to check out:

Jessica Simpson’s unaired pilot

Carrot Top’s niece’s (Jessica Top) Instagram

Gillian’s Instagram

Nicole's Instagram (specifically Peggy!)

10 Things I Hate About Life trailer

Dane Cook & His Girlfriend

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