Pilot School

So… how are you? Feeling a little stressed in the midst of a global pandemic, you say? Well we have just what the doctor* ordered...a brand new episode of Pilot School!

*by doctor we mean ourselves, we are technically not medically licensed professionals 

Things we discuss in this episode are: 

• Would Tig Nataro be down to sun her butthole?
• Will Louisville vegan jerky sponsor us? 
• Who wants to do our music? JUST KIDDING TOO LATE. 
• Will Gillian become best friends with the cute girl at her farmer’s market?
• Will the cops arrest Nicole for hating the cops?
• The white bitch goat yoga market 
• Is it ever okay to duct tape kids to the wall, even if they are little white boys? 

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"Cheery Monday" by Kevin MacLeod

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We hope everyone has enjoyed the first two episodes of Pilot School Podcast! If you’re still waiting for us to talk about how to fly an airplane, we’ve already told you, this isn’t about those types of pilots. 

The things we do talk about this episode are: 

• That party we went to where we saw Zooey Deschanel and Mindy Kaling. 
• Mr. Bubz actor availability.
• Can killing cows be therapeutic? 
• The third Property Brother.
• Was Gillian almost scammed?
• Nicole’s hangover.
• Is zen-buddhist-alcoholic a thing?

And as always we wonder, “Are we just writing Bojack Horseman?”

Now quit horsin’ around and listen to episode 3!

Links

Nicole’s Romance Scammer Blog

Zooey Deschanel’s perfect relationship

Jessica's Tarot Readings

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"Cheery Monday" by Kevin MacLeod

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Did we mention this podcast is bi-weekly. Yes, it’s down for anything, but it also comes out every other week. Just so you know. 

In this episode we consider: 

• Are improv classes just a pyramid scheme for your dreams? 
• Can a pig be a nerd? 
• Are you more likely to show your tits in public if they’re fantastic?
• Do turtles have tits? 
• What actually happens in the movie Mamma Mia? 
• Could Jessica date Bradley Whitford with his consent?
• Can Antoni from Queer Eye act and does it matter? 

Plus we break rule number one of pilot writing: TWO J NAMES.

This is a can’t miss. 

Links

Sassy Gay Friend - Romeo & Juliet (co-starring Stephanie Allyne)

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A chihuahua dressed as Chucky

It's finally here! Episode one of Pilot School Podcast!

Questions we ponder:

• What's Bob Saget up to?
• How many celebrities can we namedrop?
• Just how powerful *are* the friends from Friends?
• How many bridges can you burn in Hollywood? 
• How big IS a goat's dick?
• What does it mean to be down for anything?

Plus, Hollywood calls Jessica while we're recording...and this time she picks up!

Links:

Innocent Attraction, a short film

Green Acres

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Music from filmmusic.io

"Cheery Monday" by Kevin MacLeod

License: CC BY