In our two hour season premiere, we take a long strange trip into the depths of our own minds as we meet the most boring/hot doctor who ever lived, then recoil as he preys on young confused college students with his terrible magic powers in this grainy 1978 snooze fest. 

In the most derailed episode ever, we congratulate ourselves way too much for talking about trash and recording it ten times, while relying on fart sounds for laughs. We also look to the future and tour the vast graveyard of pilots we have yet to tap.  

In this very special Star Spangled Salute to America, we reconnect with our forefathers by watching a terrible 1992 pilot called 1775 and learn none of this is what they intended. 

We watch something good for a change, a 1991 quixotic cult classic starring Adam West and Written by Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel. 

We peer deep into a possible future where Andy Kaufman robots serve us all, and we don't like what we see. 

It was so ruff getting through this 1990 Cop Dog Double Feature, we were howling for it to end. 

We unlock the secrets of this 2008 Paul Reubens alien wreckage

We go to the other side with George RR Martin's bizarre S&M multidimensional adventure show from 1993.