Ya ever wonder why insurance sucks so much despite how much we talk about how bad they suck?

The heart is a muscle. Do you even lift bruh?

Part one of book two. Lap it up mofos. Regular shows resuming tomorrow. 

YeA wE R stil REDDEING the nAzI DUDEE

Well, I guess it wasn't quite as bad? Joe Biden really is an asshole. 

"BORING!" -@realDonaldTrump

Wasn't that a shit show? Oh yeah...I'm tired of China wiping us all over.

Hitler loved Nietzsche, but a lot of that has to do with his asshole sister. She edited his books to make him look more like a Nazi and gave Hitler her brother's walking cane. Total bitch. 

The Atlantic recently hired Rahm Emmanuel. That ought to be enough to turn them into a laughing stock, but for some reason progressives want to take advise from conservatives. Oh, also, fuck McDonalds. Put some respect on my check son. 

we're marching with McDonald's workers

Spooner is dishing out some knowledge. Grab a bowl and chow down.