Scraping the bowl for the last spoonful 

Joe Biden could not, in fact, avoid tripping on his massive dong. Damn. At least he still has the cool hair plugs. 

Back when anarchists were way wordier than they are today. I published the reading series early this week so y'all could listen up

Welcome freedom fighters. America just started its program to make concentration camps great again. Tune in next week to find out if efficiency wins the day. Oh also we accidentally killed some kids. Pro-Life my ass.

Socrates doubles down on his double dog dare to Meletus

Socrates tells Meletus, "no dice bro"

"I'm ready to work, look at my exposed forearms"

Bakunin, Mikhail- Person unknown. Subscribe to the Patreon for the full show

Credo quia absurdum! Wingardium Leviosa!

Capitalism sucks. If you're a cow, capitalism will attach permanent nipple clamps and drain you dry. If you're a woman, it's not much better. Let's discuss the way that our society values cows more for their contributions than women.