Pitch This

This is it, the episode that is going to win us the Farmersonly.com Best Couples Award for October 2019. In this episode we get all up in some Homes and Gardens, we discover a whole new genre of STDs, and we introduce a new game! As Always, don't forget to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and twitter @pitch_this_pod for exclusive behind the scenes pictures and footage of our shenanigans.

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Episode X of this rootin' tootin' podcast brings us to a new frontier: our pitch for a show that hasn't even been released yet. This week, we get expert coverage on the latest in Pokemon news, discuss which M&M is hottest, and continue our journey into darkness with chapter 2 of our beloved Michaela's Justice League Fan Fiction. As always, give us a follow on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for behind the scenes shenanigans and and bonus content. 

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WARNING: This podcast is haunted!...by jokes that were probably funny 15 years ago. We have officially entered spoop season and to celebrate, we present to you the rewriting of one of our favorite spoop movies, as well as the introduction of a new spoop segment, and talk about some spoop houses to top it all off. If you like what you hear, be sure to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for exclusive behind the scenes photos and shenanigans. And Jack Gleeson...please be on our podcast...

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The 8th installment of this here sound recording that's bound to get us in the running for best... Audio Rodeo...this week, all the sticky spidermen share a bunk, We sadly coin the term "Superman-splaining", and we see a kitchen as big as our home. Don't forget to follow on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. 

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Brethren, the pigeon conspiracy is upon us. Where do they come from? Science has yet to find an answer, and we dare you to come up with a theory. We're back after our hiatus with episode 7 of the podcast sure to finally win us the Nobel Peace Prize for...mouth sounds. In this episode, we keep you posted on "The Unicorn Watch", Spiderman gets a lot less Sticky, and Paul Blart gets a true-crime paint job. As always, follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and twitter @pitch_this_pod for behind the scenes antics on and off the mic. We're back!

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We've got one more bonus episode for our loyal listeners before returning to the audio stage, and this one's a doozy. Featuring our cast from "It's an Alright Life, I Guess", find out such important things like why Justin doesn't feel the game of "Life" should end with retirement, will Harold and Gerald's friendship ever be mended, And what ever happened to Beartman and Bearbin?

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Captain's Log:

It has been two weeks without our co-host with the co-most, Adam, and we are beginning to get desperate in hoping that he will return sometime soon. In the meantime, we have some more cut-for-time rants and raves for you to enjoy. As always, follow us on Twitter @pitch_this_pod and Instagram @pitchthispod for exclusive behind the scenes looks at our antics. We will be returning soon with all new scripts to read and candies to hate on, so please write in with ideas, or even with a script if you'd like to have yours read on the pod! Until then, wish us luck, as we navigate the void of podcast space, Adam-less.

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Remember that time you saw a squirrel drag an entire slice of pizza up a tree, so you went to tell your best friend about it obviously, but just as you began the story, they get an email saying they've won free tickets to HAMILTON and they say they're gonna take you, and they do, but you never get to naturally bring the conversation back to the squirrel story? And while you're happy you got to see Hamilton you REALLY wanted to tell the tale of that brave squirrel. 

Well, lucky for you, while Adam is away on what he calls, "my break from Justin", you get to hear all the metaphorical squirrel stories that we had to cut for time in our first six episodes! All the pointless topics, all the conversational detours, and of course, all the pitches. So sit back, take a Xanax, and enjoy the endless bonus content until Adam's triumphant return.

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Here we are, standing tall (well, except Justin) at episode 6 of the podcast that we have a pretty great feeling is going to win us the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor (that's a real thing...look it up). On this week's episode we hear Drogon's inner thoughts, Chrisopher Walken shoots first, and Clarence gets his wings in one way or another. Follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod for bonus videos and behind the scenes shots. We're going on a bit of a hiatus for a few weeks, but DO NOT FRET. We have some fun bonus content coming your way until our triumphant return! And man is it going to get weird...So get weird with us, and we'll be back soon with new scripts for you to enjoy!

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Welcome back to the 5th episode of the podcast that we think has a real shot at a Teen Choice award for audio that your parents just don't GET. PODCASTING ISN'T A PHASE, MOM. This week, we talk about Old people dating pills, hunting Vampires for pledge hazing, and the classic board game "Don't wake Daddy." Don't act like you haven't played it. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @pitchthispod and Twitter @pitch_this_pod. And send us a script or crossover you'd like to hear written!

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