Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

"So, this is it. We're going to die." -- Arthur Dent

That felt a little bit appropriate. Sorry if it freaked you out.

It's the very last episode, y'all. Am I sniffling as I type this? You better believe it. This has been one hell of a ride. We love you.

So long. Farewell. Auf wiedersehen. Goodbye.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday for over ten years.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

As always... edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

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#finale #timcurry #goodbye #fyp

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KEYWORDS: Pitney and Amelia, Pitney & Amelia, Bitchen Boutique, Bitchen Boutique podcast, Pitney, Amelia, Generation X, Gen X, GenX, GenXer, GenXers, comedy, comedy podcast, current events, current events podcast, pop culture, pop culture podcast, talk show, chat show, us politics, progressive, progressive podcast, queer stories, lgbtqia+ stories, queer podcast, lgbtqia+ podcast, gay, gay podcast, trans rights, horror, horror fans, horror community, fandom, spirituality, coven, secular coven, pagan, paganism, tarot, tarot cards, witchy, antifa, anti-trump, anti-maga, cancer, breast cancer, breast cancer treatment, fat acceptance, haes, mental health podcast, mental health, scifi, science fiction, geek, geek culture, nerd, nerd culture, fyp, vlog, dayinthelife, pet peeves, dashery, teepublic, tim curry, dolly parton, day drinking, final episode, last episode, end of the road, SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WIEDERSEHEN, GOODBYE

Big announcement in the show intro. Huge. Ya gotta listen to find out!

How to be more present and purposeful in your life instead of floating along and just reacting to the shit that happens to you, using a few witchy YouTubers as inspiration! Links for them both below.

Peeves: Big box stores appropriating "Summerween" and "Code Orange." Bushes blocking the view of traffic.

Promos:

Chatsunami https://www.chatsunami.com/

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

Kelly-Ann Maddox talks basic, everyday witchery: https://youtu.be/IHViPTGS7tA?si=oNvW8owVXVg-v4rt

Grumpy Old Crone yells about spoons: https://youtu.be/bAL0IVLQjEc?si=_6wliqKYPHSeDyXx

POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS

ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE!

https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com

Profits support this podcast right here!

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

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#witchery #petpeeves #fyp

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KEYWORDS: Pitney and Amelia, Pitney & Amelia, Bitchen Boutique, Bitchen Boutique podcast, Pitney, Amelia, Generation X, Gen X, GenX, GenXer, GenXers, comedy, comedy podcast, current events, current events podcast, pop culture, pop culture podcast, talk show, chat show, us politics, progressive, progressive podcast, queer stories, lgbtqia+ stories, queer podcast, lgbtqia+ podcast, gay, gay podcast, trans rights, horror, horror fans, horror community, fandom, spirituality, coven, secular coven, pagan, paganism, tarot, tarot cards, witchy, antifa, anti-trump, anti-maga, cancer, breast cancer, breast cancer treatment, fat acceptance, haes, mental health podcast, mental health, scifi, science fiction, geek, geek culture, nerd, nerd culture, fyp, vlog, dayinthelife, pet peeves, dashery, teepublic, witch, witchiness, living with purpose, mindfulness, acting with intention, vegetarianism, kelly-ann Maddox, grumpy old crone, fyp

I guess you had to be there. And by there we mean the 1970s. Smells and textures that you just can't understand if you were born after 1980. And if you're old like us, enjoy this very weird walk down memory lane!

Peeves: People who park on the street and post bullshit comments!

Promo: Octoberpod https://www.octoberpodvhs.com/

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE! https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com Profits support this podcast right here!

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

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#1970s #sensememory #pinksawdust #lunchbox #thermos #aspergum #epilady #petpeeves

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Heat, bugs, and peeling skin... it must be summer! Pitney remembers Spike-sitting. Amelia ponders making money off her feet. A discussion about eggs veers into memories from Guatemala and a slur in Spanish. Such fun!

Peeves: Misuse of words like "genre" and "aesthetic" and phrases like "real food."

Promos: 3 Spooked Girls https://linktr.ee/3spookedgirls 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

POLITICAL AND PETTY DESIGNS ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE! https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com Profits support this podcast right here!

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#ADHD #sidequests #Ozempic #velveeta #romcomtropes #petpeeves

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Take a trip through our ADHD brains! How it feels to be on constant "side quests," and how to make life work for the brain you have. Then, since we have no need to keep to a topic this week, we were free to take the winding road from managing the excess flesh after weight loss, and the joys of Velveeta and cruciferous greens.

Peeves: That big romance trope & those nonsensical suffixes.

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ON SHIRTS, HATS, MUGS, AND MORE!

https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com

Promo: Morbid Forest https://linktr.ee/themorbidforest

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?

Write to us at [email protected]!

Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#ADHD #sidequests #Ozempic #velveeta #romcomtropes #petpeeves

#LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

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When things that used to be important in your daily life just aren't happening any more and you hadn't even noticed. Like music, movies, TV, and routine stuff. Tangents about work schedules, Secretariat, the SF Giants Pride fiasco, Pitney's mom loves her Big Gay Son, Aunt Sis's ring, giant zucchinis & roadside artichokes.

Peeves: Rage bait and jumping to the recipe.

(and a special "end credits scene" about microphones that do too much)

COOL SHIRTS AND STUFF, ON SALE! PRIDE, POLITICAL, AND PETTY DESIGNS https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ & Pop Culture Diary https://www.instagram.com/thepopculturediarypodcast/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#pridemonth #ragebait #sfgiants #vegetarianrecipes #petpeeves

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Happy Pride! Grab a brick! This week we share with you the delightful story of a queer drag aerialist and vaudevillian from a century ago who lived and died in Round Rock, Texas, a lawsuit against an anime convention where guys got sick after drinking "foot juice," and an Am I The Asshole story about a singer at a gay wedding who was, according to her, just too good.

Peeves: Heterosexuals and "healthy" sodas.

COOL SHIRTS AND STUFF, ON SALE! PRIDE, POLITICAL, AND PETTY DESIGNS https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com

Promo: Brew Crime Podcast https://brewcrime.com/ (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#pridemonth #barbette #fanimeconfootjuice # #petpeeves

#LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

No Texas Frightmare Weekend again this year, because reasons. We take as few moments to harken back to the beginning of the podcast, which was closely tied to TFW!

Memories of retail customers of yore: The Snob of Ross Dress for Less. The Lying Returner of the Purple Pumps. Miss Wine of the Colorful Plumage. The Happy Family.

Peeves: Screaming toddlers in Target, the lingering Goodwill stink, and the people ruining thrifting.

COOL SHIRTS AND STUFF, ON SALE! JUNE 1 THROUGH JULY 5 https://bitchenboutique.dashery.com

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ Family Plot https://linktr.ee/FamilyPlot (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#rossdressforless #mervyns #goodwill #thrifting #toddlertantrums #tenthanniversary #petpeeves

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After a quick catching up (including dental work and horrible smells), Pitney and Amelia talk about the phenomenon of music acts being hugely successful around the world, especially in Europe, and yet they're unknown in the U.S., leading to a pledge to watch Eurovision this year. Amelia's peeved about the way poll results are described on TV. And finally, an "Am I the Asshole?" for the listeners to decide. Was the email Amelia received incredibly disgustingly rude, or was it no big deal? It's up to you!

Promo: Chatsunami https://www.chatsunami.com/

(Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

Edited, engineered, produced, and promoted by Amelia.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#Eurovision #ABBA #AITA #petpeeves

#LGBTQIAplus #Comedy #GenX #Fandom #Horror #Spirituality #MentalHealth

Life got in the way, as it does.

So we weren't able to get a real episode out this week.

Stay tuned.

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us, and earn a STICKER! (Everyone loves stickers!) And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones.

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Check out our various socials etc at https://linktr.ee/bitchenboutique

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got 40 YEARS of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right! Here, queer, and in your ear. Every other Friday.

The Bitchen Boutique is all about mental health and openness and honesty and if you're in crisis and in the US, call or text 988, or go to 988lifeline.org to reach the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. And if you just need some friends, you've got two right here.

LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Spirituality | Mental Health

#whoops #reallifesucks

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