Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Welcome to a Valentine's Day episode filled with utterly unromantic stuff! Amelia hates Valentine's Day. HATES. IT. Find out her many reasons, including one story of a Valentine's dinner date gone horribly awry! Then, speaking of horrors, Pitney talks about his love of My Bloody Valentine, and the St. Valentine's Day massacre! Plus a really icky Von Lichtenstein story! You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll call a cop. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

New year, new crap to complain about.

People who set themselves up for failure with bullshit resolutions. Our new President and his nonsense. Commercials that are so dumb they make us want to stab someone.

Plus a story about Verity Noslen and your first listen to an Audio Subtweet!

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Pitney explains his obsession with organized crime and mafia documentaries, and talks about his personal childhood encounters with mobsters and their shady dealings. Then Amelia jumps in with a quick story about the Worst Person in the World. Please excuse Pitney's very excited dog Joxer making a racket in the background with the squeaky toy. He's a good puppy. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Happy Holidays! This week, we talk about family traditions and how families come up with their own special way of celebrating Christmas. Trees, fancy or no? Or both? Does Santa wrap presents? When do you open presents? There's a lot that goes into a Christmas tradition!

Then Amelia surprises Pitney with a festive Christmas edition of the game "Fuck Marry Kill!" Play along at our website or on Twitter!

http://bitchenb.libsyn.com/wanna-play-a-game

Then we wrap things up with a fun discussion about Christmas-themed horror movies like Black Christmas and Jack Frost!

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

We've gotten some questions about Wicca lately, so we decided to answer them. Pitney teaches us, in a nutshell, about the Wheel of the Year, about rituals and spellwork, and about the duality of deity. Amelia does her best to keep up.

(If you downloaded this podcast on day one, you may have gotten a file with some audio hiccups. You may need to load it again! Sorry about that!)

If you're interested in the Tarot deck Pitney mentioned, visit the website of its creators!

http://thewildwoodtarot.com

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Happy Thanksgiving! It's been a weird year, but there's always something to give thanks for, right? We thought it would be fun to talk about some of the more unusual things we're thankful for, things that continue to bring us joy every day!

And when you're done listening to this episode, head on over to bitchenb.libsyn.com to check out our first download-only bonus episode! It's a bit of extra love for one of our favorite artists!

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Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

What a week, huh? We swear it's a coincidence that we're putting up a podcast about being happy during a week when a lot of us are so miserable. But Amelia DID change her mind about calling this episode "Get Happy, Stupid!" so we all won, in a way. Some people are just determined to be DOWN all the time, you know? Maybe you feel like happiness isn't real because you don't think you can be happy. We think you're just doing it wrong. And we know stuff, because we've been around the block a few thousand times. We learned the hard way how to avoid drowning in sadness and self-pity. Let's get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay! We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

It's our 13th episode, and it's Halloween! Our favorite holiday by far. The sights, the sounds, the scares, all of it!

We tell stories of our glorious party days of the past and the complications of putting scary decorations on a "murder house."

Then we get to the educational bit where we talk about the origins of Halloween traditions and how American Halloween was shaped over the years! (Shoutout to Hiawatha, KS and the @HalloweenFrolic!)

And finally, all that healthy nonsense surrounding giving candy to kids. Don't be the jerk who gives out pennies! We hate that guy!

Did we include a music clip that might get us sued? Did we? DID WE?? DID YOU HEAR ONE? Because we gonna deny deny deny.

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us!

Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique!

Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

We LOVE horror movies. A lot. And this is the time of year when regular people are in the mood for horror, so we got to chatting about horror movies through the decades, and how they often tend to reflect the times!

When we get to the 1980s, it's all about demonic influence on teenagers, so you know we just had to reminisce about the Satanic Panic! Do you remember all that ridiculous crap? Cuz we sure do! We talk about Michelle Remembers, the Oak Hill Satanic Ritual Abuse trial of Dan and Fran Keller, and Amelia tells the story of a time when the Texas Rangers got called to investigate some Karo syrup. Seriously.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor.

LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Don't miss our Halloween Special, airing October 28th!