Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Sometimes hip and happening means old-school and over. Why would Austin decide its airport needed to go back in time? And do the super-cool lack sweat glands? Pitney and Amelia question the sanity behind some weird new developments at ABIA.

Then we kvetch about how Austin has changed over the years, and how you can't still claim you're a city for artists and musicians when none of them can afford to live here. Not to mention the detrimental affect the lack of trashy slackers has on one's sex life.

OH NO IT'S A TIME WARP! Suddenly it's last month, the day before Texas Frightmare, and we're sitting in the bar of the Hyatt regency DFW gushing about how much we love that hotel. We've had so many great memories over the years at various conventions, including Verity Noslen's WEDDING. Not kidding, you guys. We were just as shocked as all of you.

We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

What's Pitney's favorite word? What's Amelia's least favorite sound? This week, we took the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire, better known as that thing James Lipton does at the end of Inside the Actors' Studio. We learned some stuff about ourselves and each other! Then we peruse the Photo Gallery on the Mar-A-Lago website (http://www.maralagoclub.com) and make comments about what we see. You would not believe how furious Amelia gets looking at Trump's curtains. Or maybe you would! We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, YOU GUYS! :partyhorn: This is amazing. We can't thank you all enough for the support. So we decided to make you something: it's a clip show! If you're new to us, this episode is a bit of a sampler platter. If you've been listening for a while, we hope this features some of your favorite moments from our first year! A list of clips and the episodes from whence they came: 00:02:54 1 Welcome To Our World! 00:04:09 2 Pros and Cons of Cons 00:06:45 3 Nostalgia Homophobia and GTFO 00:09:17 4 Finding Your Tribe 00:11:08 5 A D Wee of Augusta! 00:12:15 6 Finding Left of Center 00:16:21 7 Cottage Cheese on Lettuce Leaf 00:18:36 8 Vaseline 00:21:13 9 Wild About Harry 00:23:00 10 Gender Non-Binary 101 (two parter) 00:27:08 11 Ted Nugent Sucks! 00:29:29 12 Fear the Satanic Bouillon! 00:30:45 13 Friday Our 13th Halloween Special! 00:33:32 14 Road to Happiness 00:35:51 15 Thankful 00:37:19 16 Wicca Please! 00:39:21 17 Christmas Extravaganza! 00:45:25 18 The Mafia? Fuhgeddaboudit! 00:47:42 19 Soft Sensuality 00:50:07 20 Horror of Valentine's Day 00:53:07 21 Check Your Privilege! 00:55:57 22 Mangia! 00:57:49 23 Destroy That Mattress! 01:00:38 24 Assorted Awesomeness 01:03:33 25 Florence Foster Jenkins If you haven't yet, please also check out our two most recent episodes, Bag Those Toenails and our Texas Frightmare Weekend Special! We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platform so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

It's our Texas Frightmare Weekend Special! Come with us to the Hyatt Regency hotel in the DFW airport (seriously!) as we celebrate one of our favorite nerdy pleasures! HORROR MOVIES! First, as we enjoy delicious pints of beer in the hotel bar, we sit down with a friend to discuss what distinguishes horror from other types of movies. Is Silence of the Lambs a horror film? Is Psycho? What about the Hellraiser series? THE ANSWERS MAY SURPRISE YOU! Then we jump forward in time to the drive home, where we reminisce about all the fun we had. The Fright Night reunion panel, meeting Ted Raimi, a strange encounter Willie Aames, and oh my god they couldn't cram more people in that hotel with a tub of lube and a shoehorn. And Amelia has a message for people who think they have the right to demand a refund from a convention because they didn't get their way. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor.

Omigod, like bag those toenails! Amelia desperately needs a pedicure, and we talk about how fabulous toenail polish is. Then Pitney shares a story you just will NOT believe about a crazy woman who showed up to a poolside potluck and changed his life forever. Texas Frightmare Weekend is coming up soon, and we're excited that Chris Sarandon is going to be there, not only because we love Fright Night, but because Verity Noslen always said he was a "major him." This reminds us of yet another Verity story we think you'll enjoy! Pitney has been rewatching Deep Space Nine, and we talk about queerness in the Star Trek universe and surprising fan reactions to some same-sex storylines. This leads us into a discussion on queerness in fandom and the recent so-called controversy with the new Beauty and the Beast movie and Disney heroines being secret lesbians! Here's that article about how Belle should have ended up with Gaston: https://www.google.com/amp/observer.com/2017/03/beauty-and-the-beast-why-belle-should-have-chosen-gaston/amp/ We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! And share us with your cool friends, not the lame ones. Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Who is Florence Foster Jenkins? Your new muse, that's who! Learn about this fascinating woman who sang her heart out despite being rather terrible at it, who became the toast of New York during the days of Toscanini and Caruso, and who inspired a movie that would earn Meryl Streep her 20th Oscar nomination. Hear about the world of ladies' clubs, tableaux vivants, and the scourge of syphilis. But most of all, hear a voice quite unlike anything you've ever experienced. And while we're at it, we review the movie and the performances of Meryl, Hugh Grant, and Simon Helberg, too. Because it's all SO GOOD. Dance like no one is watching, love like you've never been hurt, and SING LIKE FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS AT CARNEGIE HALL! We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

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This week we're giving you a little of everything! We talk about a scary way women used to clean their ladybits, recurring dreams and nightmares, refusing to comply with dress codes, yelling at cake, Barbie's musical career in the 80s and 90s, and the way Amelia tends to attract guys who pretend to be famous. And in the middle of it all, we declare our undying love for Tim Curry and our reasons for NOT going to meet him in Dallas. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

You have GOT to DESTROY that MATTRESS! Amelia is delving into the world of Hellraiser and Pitney helps her along on her journey, as they discuss what the movies are about, their obsession with Skinless Julia and that damn mattress, and the time Pitney made Doug Bradley (Pinhead) laugh! It's Ceno-bitchen! Have you been wondering where this podcast name comes from? It's a funny story. Actually, it's several funny stories. And one of them indirectly involves Verity Noslen! Then Pitney and Amelia went to see the new Jordan Peele movie GET OUT and loved it so much they reviewed it while sitting in a Chili's. (Audio quality is surprisingly good! Opens the door of possibility for at-the-bar interviews at conventions!) We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Pitney and Amelia are nothing if not gourmet! Listen as they share their love of experimenting in the kitchen and experiencing new cuisines, telling stories of how they learned to cook, sharing tips and recipes, and insisting on the French pronunciation of La Croix. Then Pitney gives us a Verity two-fer: TWO stories about Verity's weird attitude towards boxed macaroni and cheese! We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality

Privilege. Many of us have it, and most don't understand what it is and get super defensive when the subject comes up. Amelia explains one kind of privilege that you probably have and she doesn't. You see, she's lefthanded, and life isn't as easy for her as it is for righthanded people. She won't rest until you appreciate how the world is literally, physically laid out for you, ya righthanded bastards. Then Amelia confesses to something really gross and embarrassing that happened with the Worst Person in the World in order to tell you what a jerk he was afterwards. Then Pitney and Amelia reminisce about all those things that kids today just don't understand, like the superiority of vinyl records, VHS tapes, Disney re-releasing their classic movies in the theaters again and again, cool non-corporate radio stations, popular songs with cussing in them, and reading actual physical books. We love you for listening! Please take a moment to rate and review us! And please subscribe or add us to your favorites list on your favorite platforms so you never miss a show! Questions? Comments? Complaints? Write to us at [email protected]! Tweet at us at @bitchenboutique! Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right! New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor. LGBTQ | Comedy | Pop Culture | Nerd Culture | Horror | Spirituality