Planet Pointless

John and Shawn talk cancel culture, Covid vaccines, cars, oysters, Lil Nas X.... Everything under the sun.

John and Shawn define modern slang for you normies out there. So come through to our kiki, say less, bring your bae because it's gonna so be lit we're gagged - deadass. Gina.

John and Shawn take a look at some of the weirdest examples when it comes to the Mandela Effect, share some hot takes and pitch an idea for a new movie starring Shaq! Tune in!

John and Shawn are back again for another season of pointless topics for you to sink your teeth into every Friday. You guys wanted gummy bears? Here's all the metaphors for violent diarrhea that your ears can handle.

To conclude Season 2 John and Shawn rifle through their huge mail bag and then pitch each other our fake products in the Shark Tank! (full credit to Jenna and Julien Podcast for the format). Get ready to be offended by the jokes and how rough the audio is.

Where did Shawn and John come from? What do they do? 39 episodes later and you'll finally get to know us a little as people. We discuss future episode ideas and then have a very candid discussion about our upbringing, interests and careers as of now.

John and Shawn take the piss out of their listeners' dating/hook up stories that they were so kind to share. We also include some social media and farting banter as per usual. Take our opinions with a grain of salt and strap in for this doozy of an episode.

Granola Slut and Big Listerine are back at it with Will Nash talking music - do you guys remember shows? Actually going outside? We don't either. We talk weird band names from funny to filthy so enjoy! Please visit www.facebook.com/ryanshopeandhonour and consider sharing or donating. Educate yourself and those around you.

Granola Slut and Big Listerine sit down and discuss the stupidest products to ever be created and decide whether we should leave them in the past or bring them back! Listener questions and stuff as well!

John and Big Listerine chop it up with our bestest pal Will once again to talk about the nasty, impressive or weirdest collections in the world that we could find information on. Today's episode is sponsored by the homies at Progression Skateboard company - go buy something nice at progressionskateboardco.ca and use the discount code at check out, get after it.