Planet Pointless

John and Shawn (otherwise known as Titus Fuller and General Bulge) discuss the wonderful world of Star Wars Parody Porn. Why does it exist? No idea - there's plenty of it though.

Get ready to be confused. John and Shawn sit down with our good friend Andy and tell stories, answer listener questions and discuss the Lore behind Louis and the Lou Crew. Check out Andy's art on Instagram @andyvailll, tossem a follow. If you or someone you know is struggling with social isolation or in need of help in a crisis please call toll free at 1.833.456.4566 or go to crisisservicescanada.ca for more information.

Our good pal Cody joins us for a true and honest discussion about what it was like to be skaters growing up and we share a few of our best stories from encounters with security to lessons in skatepark etiquette.

NEW SEASON, NEW INTRO, NEW AUDIO QUALITY, ALL THE NEW. On the first episode of season 2 John and Shawn take a quick dig into the fucked up stories behind true kvlt black metal.

Planet Pointless has gone REMOTE! This is our short first attempt at Zoom and we royally mess it up but not before we complain about Ontario's response to Covid, our jobs as well as cancel culture. If we will remember season one for anything, it'll be those two things. Enjoy this shakey episode and we will catch you in season two!

John, Shawn and Maddie talk about where E-boys came from, SoundCloud rap, OnlyFans, and eBaum's World. Maddie comes to the rescue of people who love TikTok and Shawn discovers that he's actually an E-boy.

Shawn and John are back in 2021 with conversation about Vanilla Ice, Shawn's car, creeping ex's, the future of dating and they review a barrel of cringey Tinder profiles. Take your mind off the shit world we live in and laugh for an hour. The episode art was done by our friend Jed who is a graphic artist on Instragram please toss him a follow: @dr.skateboardo

John and Shawn have their Festivus Airing of Grievances followed by the grossest poem you've ever heard about Jason Bateman donning the first "Mistlescrote". Go your whole year without hearing a scrotum-related holiday poem? You're welcome. Happy Holidays. Music by Twin Musicom & Kevin MacLeod. Song: Copyright Free Christmas Music. Link: https://youtu.be/B9V84nlRCZA

John and Shawn discuss holiday traditions from all over the globe. Today's episode is sponsored by Canadian Lifestyle Clothing - go to canadianlifestyleshop.com and use code "POINTLESS" at checkout to get 20% off your next order. Local brand with incredible quality clothing so please order something nice for yourself.

Today's episode has NOTHING to do with the holidays - you're welcome. Sex work discussion, Taylor Swift, thoughts on Movember and John and Shawn go head to head to see who has less of a life. PLAY ALONG.