Planet Porky

Mike 'Gammon' Parry and Jacob 'Woke' Hawley are back once again to frustrate each other with their generational differences. Today's topics include being called out by Private Eye, tracking down an Italian siren while off duty, the tragedy that is the Australian bushfires, bursting in on a dying Peter Sellers and a high time for Jake...

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Mike Parry and Jacob Hawley are back with a bang as they discuss Jake's award nomination and fellow nominees, the inside scoop on Simon Jordan, the Royal story that everyone's talking about, Jon Gaunt, Everton under Carlo Ancelotti and more. Plus, Porky revisits his experience with the moped muggers...

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky / @MikeParry8 / @HawleyJacob

Subscribe at your favourite podcast app and don't forget to download new episodes every Tuesday and Friday. 

You can also email the show at [email protected] and don't forget to tell all your friends! What better way to start your weekends now than with Planet Porky! 

Also, stay tuned for news of a stage show coming soon - watch this space...

Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones have a look at the week's news in their irreverent, inimitable way from high atop Planet Porky. Today Porky gives us an update on his heart condition and then the pair discuss travelling to dangerous parts of the world, getting stranded on a boat and why Porky won't go under-water. It's a motorboating, tough diving, water-sporting kind of episode of Planet Porky... 

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You can follow the podcast on Twitter. Porky is: @MikeParry8 and Lesley-Ann is: @LAJwriter.

Meanwhile, if you'd like to send a question or comment about the show you can email: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you.  

Porky and LAJ are back with you again to take you into the weekend Planet Porky style and today's talking points are: celebrity cradle snatchers, wooing Sharon Stone, the Middletons, parents who mollycoddle students, university accommodation, accidental auditions and comedians who aren't funny. Lots to get stuck into!  

Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode with new ones dropping every Tuesday and Friday.

You can follow the podcast on Twitter. Porky is: @MikeParry8 and Lesley-Ann is: @LAJwriter.

Meanwhile, if you'd like to send a question or comment about the show you can email: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you.  

Mike Parry welcomes you to a new year on Planet Porky (but perhaps not a new decade?) in the company of the delectable Lesley-Ann Jones. Today they discuss Christine Keeler and the Profumo affair, the brilliance (or not) of John Thaw, the nightmare of travelling to and from the O2 arena and the Australian bush fire tragedy. Enjoy!

Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast so you never miss an episode with new ones dropping every Tuesday and Friday.

You can follow the podcast on Twitter. Porky is: @MikeParry8 and Lesley-Ann is: @LAJwriter.

Meanwhile, if you'd like to send a question or comment about the show you can email: [email protected]. We'd love to hear from you.  

On this special Wednesday edition to mark the first day of 2020, Mike Parry and Jacob Hawley discuss their New Year's Eve routines (and how big nights out may soon be policed), the decision to set goals and make bucket lists, whether this year will see a resolution to the long drawn out search for the first Mrs Parry, attaining political harmony and healing the divide, and some of their earliest and most cherished musical memories. Here's to bigger and better things in 2020!

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky / @MikeParry8 / @HawleyJacob

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Porky and Jacob round off the year with a discussion on who they would invite to their ultimate New Year's dinner party. As you might expect, the Porkmeister has some predictable suggestions. They also discuss which superpower they would like if they could only have one and whether water levels around the world really are rising, with differing opinions.   

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky / @MikeParry8 / @HawleyJacob

Subscribe at your favourite podcast app and don't forget to download new episodes every Tuesday and Friday. 

You can also email the show at [email protected] and don't forget to tell all your friends! What better way to start your weekends now than with Planet Porky!

It's the Planet Porky Christmas special with Mike Parry and Jacob Hawley and how much more festive could the topics of discussion be than the politics of comedy, invading the Falklands, falling out with charities, sharing a love of (and insulting) Scotland and how a UK run by Prime Minister Mike Parry might look...God help us.  Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky / @MikeParry8 / @HawleyJacob

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones go back to Geography class on this episode of Planet Porky as they discuss the perils of unwittingly being involved in Russian business, the renewed fad for German wine and the pretentious naming of tropical storms. 

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From everyone at Planet Porky - greetings of the season. Hope you and yours have a good one!  

Porky and LAJ return once more to conquer all life's problems. Today they discuss how to deal with crippling anxiety, the brilliance of modern communication, the enigma that is Liz Jones, misbehaving at Christmas parties, keeping germ-free and Porky's rather particular (or should that be peculiar) daily routine... 

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky. Mike is: @MikeParry8 and Lesley-Ann is @LAJwriter.

You can email questions or comments to: [email protected] and don't forget to subscribe from your favourite podcast provider so you never miss an episode.