Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones return for more Venus vs. Mars action (on the neutral Planet of Pork). Today they discuss remedies to help you sleep, Porky's unrealistic expectation of cabin crew, plastic surgery disasters, the lack of access for disabled people and Marlon Brando's devastating good looks. There's Life on Planet Porky Jim...but not as we know it. 

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Today the Porkmeister and the Snootmeister get stuck into Concorde, extreme wealth, losing millions, having meetings, victim shaming and Katie Price. What a world it is on Planet Porky... 

You can find the show on Twitter: @PlanetPorky, Mike is: @MikeParry8 and Lord Snooty is: @SamStevens71. All the other co-hosts are on there as well if you look hard enough!

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In a somewhat eclectic episode of Planet Porky, The Porkmeister Mike Parry and Lord Snooty Sam Stevens discuss Gary Rhodes and TV chefs, the recent spate of celebrity deaths, student behaviour, getting over heartbreak and juggling life and work... 

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Mike Parry is rejoined by Lord Snooty for the latest forensic look at Life on Planet Porky. Discussion points today include Prince Andrew's unbecoming behaviour, auditioning for the Beatles, Porky's supposed miracle cure and the flame-haired TV star who resembles a former lover. 

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It's LAJ's last stop on Planet Porky for a bit as Mike Parry invites her in for a cup of tea and a chinwag. Today they discuss "How", Mike Smith (once they can agree on who he is), putting yourself first in life, Dennis Nilsen and his proclivities and why newsrooms are never properly portrayed on TV.

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones are back for another look at life on Planet Porky and today they pay tribute to a recently deceased Fleet Street legend, deliberate the potential ramifications for the Royal Family following the Prince Andrew debacle and go off on a bit of a tangent about "Captain Bob".

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky. Mike is: @MikeParry8 and Lesley-Ann is @LAJwriter.

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss all male environments, ABBA, the overwhelming desire for generosity and donkey riding on the latest Planet Porky.

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Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones discuss Billy Idol, Porky's school boxing career, LAJ's new book, coconuts and acrimonious divorces on the latest look at Life on Planet Porky...

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The sultry Lesley-Ann Jones returns to partner the portly Mike Parry and today they discuss office affairs, Michael Hutchence's complicated life, Beatles lyrics and Porky's sex appeal. 

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Porky Parry and Snooty Stevens discuss a range of problematic issues including misplacing your instrument, the commitment footballers have...for pranks, sporting sliding doors moments, pandering to pets, lowering the voting age and not being set up for adulthood.  

Follow the podcast on Twitter: @PlanetPorky, Mike is: @MikeParry8 and Sam is: @SamStevens71. You can also email: [email protected]. Porky may give you a follow or a message if he figures out how to work the technology...

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Porky has no idea what any of that means of course.