Blair and Drew meet to look back over the first year of the podcast, open some gifts and give out the year's awards. Merry Planet XMas!

In the future, everything is taken care of: there is no war, no poverty and no need … beyond the need for love! With all of civilization is built on romance, what’s an unlucky in love radio advice host to do? There’ll be no more more striking out when she decides to Build-A-Husband!

Danny Edwards, co-host of the excellent Notice Me Senpai! podcast joins us to tell a tale of apes, evolution and a property legally distinct from Planet of the Apes. Can Rilko save the kingdom? Will Umu be avenged? Will the evil Cult of Rozr reing supreme. And when will get these f***ing action figures??? It’s NEW HEGEMON: A GRAND APE ORDER!

Cast: Ivana Baquero, Rose Leslie, Dax Shepard, Edward James Olmos, James Earl Jones, Paul Giamatti

High kicks, counter splits and Pacino-ing so hard it hurts - Time Cop has everything. In this episode we talk about why we’re screening this JCVD classic, why we love it and get into a whole buncha trivia and back story.

Hardboiled gumshoe Gary Langhorn is on the case of a missing girl, and all signs point to acid-dropping teens. But when a legendary monster is revealed to be the killer, it’s up to Langhorn to hunt it down and kill it before it destroys his town. There’s only one problem: he’s the only one who can see it. Is there really a monster on the loose, or is Langhorn loosing his mind?

Things heat up in the Caribbean when a mad mogul reveals a massive mountaintop super weapon! There’s only one Super Soldier who can take him down, but she’ll need help if she’s going to stop this HEAT LINE!

It’s the swinging 60s and London’s hottest club has all the Faces and Ducks dancing. But something about the beautiful dancing gals doesn’t seem right. If only they’d listened to the crazy old man who warned them of the ancient evil they were about to face, these kids could’ve avoided the Go Go Ghouls!

Lovecraftian kaiju cover the landscape, but two brave couriers stay on the move. When their path collides with an evil scientist bent on enslaving the monsters for her nefarious purposes, the chase is on to save their skins ... and the world!

When four lawmen come to town … they fail, only to be brought back to life as Frank Steiner, the fastest, grittiest, undead-est sheriff in the Wild West. A Witch and a Reanimator conspire with the Sheriff to take out a Vampire haunting the landscape. In the end, one will rule the town while the other will lose their head.

When a government researcher begins to transform into a dino-powered killing machine, she becomes the target of an elite squad of government spooks! There’s sex, there’s intrigue, there’s a heapin’ helpin’ of pseudo-science - it’s DINO-SORES!