Public bathrooms come in many shapes, sizes and cleanliness levels. Some of these spaces are spotless, some come with bathroom attendants and some come with a helpful list of phone numbers for a variety of services. One thing we’ve never bothered looking into, however, is how to pick the best stall. Until now.

A lot of pressure rides on your opening message to a potential match. You, the sender, have to capture this person’s interest in a single rehearsed sentence knowing full well that this beauty probably receives a couple dozen introductions on any given day, which she’ll either choose to engage with or dismiss — most likely the latter.

When you break up with an ex, what’s the worst thing she could possibly say about you? It’s that you’ve got a small dick, right? Even if it’s not true, a scorned ex will attack you where she knows it hurts guys most: your manhood. We can’t help that we’ve been taught our masculinity can only be measured by the length and girth. Call it male body shaming.

Poor Shia. Not only has his art project He Will Not Divide Us proved an utter failure, having been relocated from its initial spot in Queens to Albuquerque for creating “an ongoing health and safety hazard,” but it seems that, no matter how hard we try to defend him, people still don’t like him. Not one bit. LaBeouf’s latest indie flick, Man Down, a story of a traumatized soldier returning home from Afghanistan, made a devastating $8.75 on its opening night in the U.K.

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