Sex is a deeply intimate activity. Accidents in sex often skip past embarassing and land on mortifying. The act of sex itself amplifies the subsequent shame of otherwise ordinary actions. That is, unless, you’re in a long-term relationship and things like farting around your partner have become the norm. Well, friends, it would appear that these mortifying instances aren’t all that bad.

It’s been said that revenge is a dish best-served cold, but to Kat Thek, a brooklyn-based, self taught baker, it’s better served atop a thick layer of frosting. Thek is the mastermind behind the self-identified and first-of-its-kind “bakery and detective agency” who’s made it her mission to turn internet trolls’ unsavory comments into sweet confections of your choosing. The process is simple.

If you’re looking for a relationship online, congratulations! You are one of roughly 48.6 million Americans using a dating app or site today, which means the possibilities are endless. Out of those 48.6 million people, roughly half of them have asked me for advice on how to make these apps work for them, instead of the other way around. Judging by the amount of blank bios I’ve encountered on men’s profiles, a lot of y’all don’t know what to write.

Asking a man what his favorite sex position is kind of like choosing his favorite type of pizza. They’re all extraordinary. Yet, numerous studies keep asking men and women about their favorite sex positon year after year. The latest comes from online doctoral service Dr. Ed, who interviewed more than 2,000 people from the U.K., Europe and the U.S. to determine a universal, cross-cultural answer. We’ll give it to you straight: Doggy style kicked ass.

I stopped watching straight porn many years ago. I just got tired of trying to believe that the women in porn were actually getting off. After one too many times of seeing a woman in reverse cowgirl not flicking her bean and me shouting “LIAR!” at my laptop, I decided I had had enough. What’s worse is seeing a man eating pussy in porn. It looks like he’s making out with someone at junior prom—there’s a lot of starting and stopping.

Male, female or transgender, gay, straight or bisexual—no matter where you fall on the beautiful, messy spectrum of human sexuality—most of us know what it’s like to get wrapped up with the type of person I like to call “Kryptonite.

Make no mistake about it: Snapchat was invented so you can capture and send dirty pictures. If this weren’t the truth, why the hell would the images be temporary and then wiped from the earth? There is absolutely no reason for Snapchat’s existence aside from its explicit origins. It doesn’t matter, though, because now we have TrickPics, an app from Pornhub that not only allows but encourages nude photos.

By now you may have read about an article in the New York Post called “Why I Won’t Date Hot Women Anymore.” Since it was published this morning, it’s been making the rounds on social media like wildfire or Sean Spicer’s Hitler gaffe. The article chronicles the dating life of a 40-year-old dude named Dan Rochkind who is a private equity executive. “I could have [anyone] I wanted,” Rochkind tells the New York Post of his dating life.

On April 2nd, news broke that suspected authorities in the Russian republic of Chechnya had detained more than 100 homosexual men as part of a controversial anti-gay campaign. At least three men have been killed according to the Guardian, but journalists who are reporting on the story suspect the death toll is much higher. “You cannot detain and persecute people who simply do not exist in the republic,” they said of the accusations.

As soon as I saw that Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 had a five-star rating, I never trusted Netflix’s rating system. I refuse to waste an hour and a half of my life watching Kevin James try. If your feelings about Netflix’s rating system match mine, you’ll be pleased to discover that, on Wednesday, Netflix announced that they’ll be retiring their five-star system and will replace it with a Tinder-esque thumbs-up, thumbs-down approach.