First dates are the worst. The possibility that things will work out? Forget that. Dating sucks and considering most people can’t go 10 minutes without telling a lie, what’s the freakin’ point? Bleak introduction aside, one thing that is known to, let’s say persuade people in telling the truth is alcohol—or truth serum, as I like to say. (I’ve never said that.

If you’ve resorted to swiping right on every profile as of late in a desperate attempt to find a spring fling, stats from a new dating study, as reported by Mashable, might be useful to you. Conducted by Hater, the relatively new dating app that matches singles based on mutual dislikes, the study doubles as a comprehensive guide of dating profile do’s and don’ts. First, analysts divided a base of male users into two groups: the most-swiped and the least-swiped men.

Does the thought of your mother pleasuring herself to porn make you prodigiously uncomfortable? Us too. But if for some reason you’ve achieved some state of New Age Chi where it doesn’t bother you, you may be keen to know that Pornhub is giving the gift of VR porn this Mother’s Day (May 14, guys—don’t forget) via a bizarre promotional item winsomely titled “Mommy’s Special Glasses”. The best part? They’re free.

Q:I’m in an exclusive relationship. Would it be considered cheating if I paid to watch a camgirl when my girlfriend isn’t around? Essentially, I see it as being the same as watching porn by myself—and that’s definitely not cheating, in my opinion. But I’ve heard differing opinions when it comes to interacting with camgirls.—E.C.

A new survey of 1,200 men has determined 35 is the age men feel their loneliest. What’s worse, 35 percent say being lonely made them feel depressed and almost 40 percent feel “isolated.” Nine percent of men who are single by 35 said they don’t see anyone regularly. The study was released as part of Spotlight on Men month, which was launched by the Jo Cox Commission on Loneliness. Their reasons for loneliness were more or less expected.

We’re not breaking any news when we say men are more likely to resort to violence than women. There’s a good reason for that; While a higher testosterone level helps regulate sex drive, it’s also linked to higher levels of aggression and violence. But that’s not all. According to new research conducted by Caltech, the Wharton School, Western University and ZRT Laboratory this hormone is also linked to men’s proclivity to make dumb and rushed decisions.

Everybody crushes on fictional characters. For the sake of inclusivity, I’ll admit that one of my earliest crushes was Misty from Pokémon. I don’t know what it was about her exactly, but something about those scant overalls drove me wild. Of course, what crushed me was the fact that I knew I never had a chance with her… because, you know, she wasn’t real. That, and I’m pretty sure she was low-key banging Ash.

About 63 percent of men think women wear makeup to trick men into finding them attractive, according to a study by YouGov. This doesn’t paint a great picture of men; only 34 percent of women believe men grow facial hair to hide a weak chin or cover up another quality they aren’t fond of. As a man with plenty of facial hair myself, I admit that my initial interest in growing a moustache and a beard was to hide my paper-thin upper lip. That’s worked for the better half of a decade.

They say dicks come in all shapes and sizes—but do they? According to one BuzzFeed story, for which the writer spoke to one urologic surgeon, Dr. David Shusterman, they don’t. Instead, the good doctor insists every penis on earth fits into four categories. Yeah, we did a double take, too.

People can rally “Bush is back!” all they want, but if a recent survey by Cosmopolitan is any indicator, this rallying cry is nothing more than wishful thinking trumpeted by a select few. According to 4,150 respondents ages 18 to 35, only six percent of men are attracted to a woman who sports a full bush. Most men—30 percent—prefer a woman who trims, followed closely by the gal who shaves it all off (26 percent).