Please I Have No Job

Mariah (she/her) reads the second chapter of The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters (everyone is on a hallucinogen it seems). After a few shits and giggles, Sheah (they/them/she/he) reads Chapter 3 of Armouriam, a fanfic for Willow (2022).

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Mariah and Sheah read a Phineas & Ferb fanfic one-shot about Stacy Hirano pining over Candance Flynn. Then they read chapter 2 of the Willow (2022) fanfic, Armouriam, where there is more Sapphic pining.

Don't forget to follow @SaveWillow2022 on Twitter and keep tweeting the #SaveWillow tag to get the show back on Disney+ and renewed for two more seasons so we can get a complete story! Tell them to stop cancelling Sapphic shows!

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The Podcast: @plzihavenojob

Mariah's Willow account: @prettygirlelora

Mariah's main: @true_butfalse

Sheah's Willow account: @allthreevolumes (recently changed)

Sheah's main: @austinmoondied

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Mariah: @true...butfalse

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Mariah: @mariahvanreenen

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Sheah (they/them) and Mariah (she/her) read the first chapter to a fanfic crossover you'd never expect to find. Then they dive into the first chapter of a Willow (2022) fanfic titled Armouriam, where Kit's injury causes amnesia that so happens to make her forget all her time together with Jade. Homophobic as hell.

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Podcast Twitter: @pleaseihavenojob

Mariah: @prettygirlelora & @true_butfalse

Sheah: @beedlebirch & @austinmoondied