We return for a special holiday episode! Sherry and Carissa talk about getting the "baby-betes". Jesse and Sherry refuse to fluff nutters.  Big life updates coming from Jordan. Jordan and Jesse get dad hats. Sherry accidentally reads smut. Jordan comes up with an innovative magnet idea and explains NFTs. Jesse wants a doggy high chair and talks about his current music obsessions. This episode is sponsored by BlerpyBits. 

We have video! Everyone talks about an appropriate amount of time to text someone back. Jesse misses a crucial text message. Sherry reveals her distaste for donuts. Jordan vaguely recalls "exactly" the last time he was at Red Lobster. Jordan gets stuck and Sherry gets meat. Jordan watches the Notebook for the first time. Jesse accidentally markets alcohol to minors. 

Everyone talks about how they eat more than everyone else. Carissa slams a whole pizza. Jesse loses a $100,000.00 bet. Jordan argues how night showering is superior. Jesse explains his Italian juices. Sherry pushes the boundaries to get Jordan to be as uncomfortable as possible. We introduce a new segment called "Carissa's Stupid Questions". Jordan talks about spicing things up at the pizza joint. And explains how his old co-worker was way too invested in their lives and their van. Jordan has a new catchphrase and a big announcement. 

Kailee gets covid and Josh somehow dodges it. Jesse wants to eradicate all illnesses. Josh is living the large life. Josh only wants to twerk on TikTok. Kailee's mom tries to stop her from getting a tattoo by planning a birthday party. Jesse imagines a place where you can get a tattoo and haircut at the same time. Josh wants tattoos that could harm the elderly. Everyone talks about sibling scuffles. Jesse was terrified of blanket parties. Jesse basically tortured his siblings. Josh loves the name 'Dippy Butter'. Kailee wants only male Wiggles. 

Everyone talks about some of the worst gifts they've given each other. Jesse insists on wearing a ridiculous garment out in public. Sherry gets a very odd book request at work. Jordan is outed as a gouge-er. Jesse has an awkward interaction with the neighbor over cheesy bread and also confronts another neighbor about dog poo-pooing. This episode is sponsored by Rare Air. 

Jesse regrettably has no Pokemon cards but plenty of beanie babies. Sherry fondly recalls her outings to beanie baby conventions. Jordan used to collect Star Wars soda cans and stuff them in a drawer. Jesse wants to jar air. Sherry is a gauge- er and Jordan does NOT approve. Sherry should start an only fans for grandmas and make soup. Jordan claims a "genius" idea. Jordan ascribes himself as the favorite child. Jesse is obsessed with mobile homes. Everyone contemplates starting a trailer park together. Jesse unknowingly insults his Twitter followers. This episode is sponsored by Heifer Horganics.

Jordan can't stand sleeping with pant or sock. Jordan gets confused about the massage dress code. Sherry gets meat scammed. Jordan has no gallbladdie and takes Jesse to doctor appointments. Carissa doesn't like pizza and we're tired of it. Jesse likes to watch old tv shows. Jordan and Carissa have problems talking to customer service. 

Jesse gets two haircuts. Carissa wanted a pie and Jesse failed to deliver. Josh and Jesse hate fall and want to eat trees. Josh describes his love for gambling. Carissa is excited about cookies and Jesse buys her a blanket hoodie against her will. Everyone brings on the good vibes with things they love including cheeseburger pizza. Josh understands numbers and letters. Jesse asks a 'would you rather' about sexy sh*tting ghosts. 

Jordan hates when people say his name wrong. Jesse talks about the family feud over his name. Gordan and Shelly talk about their lifelong quest to harmonize one particular song. Everyone talks about why they love Brittany. And why they hate her. Jesse wants to grind up burgers and drink them. Sherry refuses to adopt the elderly. Gordan gives his update on the grape diet. Carissa thinks everything is a fart. Jesse and Jordan say you can put whatever you want in the toilet. Jesse now has a gambling addiction and got Josh addicted as well. Jordan reads the ad for Behave with Dave.

Josh turned 21. Jesse thinks it's easy to get in incredible shape. Josh eats things because TikTok told him to. Kailee talks about why she was mad at Jesse when she met him. Kailee loves the seasons but Josh and Jesse hate cold. Josh and Kailee talk about their tanning experiences. Jesse thinks it's easy to get rich and famous. Josh talks about how dumb it is to play the lottery. Jesse thinks it's easy to switch careers and he didn't know NBA players were tall.