PLEASE LAUGH with Jesse and Carissa

Jesse and Carissa are eating way too much pizza. Golden Josh builds on a mountain of trash. Carissa wants LA eatery's moldy jam. Jesse eats floor food. Carissa wants Kanye for president. Jesse hates plants and plant people. We discuss how to escape a psychopath's home.

Deep Josh, Jordan, Sherry, Jesse, and Carissa talk about what they wanted to be when they grow up. Jordan wrote to Jim Carrey and Jesse wrote to Michael Jordan. Everyone discusses what it would be like going to space together. Jordan regularly picks up older men and wears nothing but an orange construction hat. Hammock Josh picks up paddleboard women. Jordan and Andy have beef. Deep Josh does our sponsor read.

Andy is finally on the podcast and he's such a tease. Andy starts weird teeth conversations. Josh talks about exciting breakfast foods. Carissa tells the story of Andy peeing inside a Toys R Us. Andy and Josh hung out pre-Carissa. Jesse doesn't like public pools. Andy and Josh talk about butts and lube. Andy peed Carissa's pants at church camp. Andy reads our first sponsor. Andy serenades Jesse in the shower. @JoshCling @JesseJosephic @Emorynplays

Everyone is still a child with fart noises. Jordan is confused by dongles. Jordan's million-dollar app idea. Creepy people we dated. More mystery sh*tters. Jesse talks about his experience with Big D(ominos) and Deep Josh talks Little C. Follow us on Twitch and other socials: @jessejosephic

Golden Josh's TikTok metrics. Jesse is too hot after taking showers. Jesse stole Carissa's leopard bandanna. Josh and Jesse have thin features. The Josh competition continues. Jesse can't tell which guys are attractive. Josh is the only blonde that Kailee is attracted to. Using Tinder as entertainment. Josh vs Kailee on Tinder. Josh recalls Bangerfest. Jesse thinks most people shouldn't go to college. Josh and Kailee fed pizza to bears. Josh cut Kailee's hand with glass. Josh and Jesse witnessed the world glitching. Josh thinks everyone else is a robot. Josh quit his job and fought someone over an onion ring. @JoshCling @JesseJosephic https:///twitch.tv/jessejosephic

Deep Josh wants to fight Golden Josh. Jordan thinks people watch him while he sleeps. Jesse takes pictures of Carissa while she sleeps. Josh wants to know about Jordan and Sherry's bed life. Jesse has lived longer than Carissa, despite being younger. Jordan confused by Jesse's Twitch stream. Full throttle. Jesse's pet peeve on his walks. Deep Josh's gross alter ego. Sherry has a crush on Michael Pitt. Jordan and Sherry describe Deep Josh's pettiness. Deep Josh's would you rather. Sherry is secretly obsessed with the podcast. A few moments of children with technology. Deep Josh's angry inch. Follow https://www.twitch.tv/jessejosephic

Josh J (new Josh) ate an ungodly amount of ranch. Why Sherry makes her own mayo. Jordan and Josh's biggest fight of all time. Sherry wants to be a cam girl. Josh's favorite memories of Jordan and Sherry. Sherry hates her voice. Josh has an emergency in Jesse's bathroom. Jesse gets a surprise visit from an emergency sh**ter. How Jordan won over Josh as a friend. Jordan gives his list of things he hates about Sherry. Jesse's fear of peeing at Jordan and Sherry's. Jordan, Jesse, and Josh debate the welcome hole. Sherry got a call asking about spanking and porn. Jordan recalls his regular interactions with Jake Gyllenhaal

Margaritas and bulldozers. Josh's childhood YouTube fame. Why Jesse and Josh have bad hair. Carissa reveals her dream sponsor. What everyone would change about Jesse and Josh. Kailee talks about how she defends herself from DoorDash danger. Josh talks about his vehicular crimes. Claims he was not at fault. Jesse runs yellow lights. Claims he's not at fault. Carissa was in three accidents and ran over a bear in Jesse's sports car. Claims she was not at fault. Jesse almost kills Josh and he accidentally stalks someone. Josh makes love to an old woman.

Everyone makes fun of Jesse's cup. Jordan tells us about his underwear. Brittany tells us what it's like to date during a pandemic. Sherry stalks Brittany in the cemetery. Sherry reveals why she used to hate Jordan. Using billboards as a dating profile. Jesse and Brittany argue over what makes a movie scary. Jordan has been five different people and talks about something he recently brought back from his past. Jesse's hidden explicit material and his most recent guilty pleasure. Sherry's big secret. What impresses Jordan the most about Sherry.

New podcast music. Josh and Kailee reveal their big secret. Having guns at a wedding. Jesse's weird mouth kiss tradition. Josh's mom-kissing ritual. Grind circles at school dances. Josh gives out all of his personal info to a stranger. Condoms win wars. Josh doesn't understand why people look alike. Everyone argues about shower time. Jesse's pizza indecisiveness is ruining his life. Working on fixing audio issues.