Is quarantine the perfect excuse for not seeing people you don't want to? The guys investigate. A doctor falls for a scam as old as time itself. A poop knife almost wins an international award (no joke).

Nic goes head-to-head with a local plumber. The guys get their own theme songs, and Phrase of Our Lives doubles up. A Russian news story leads to a Freaky Friday situation gone wild.

Nic attempts to wrest control of the podcast away from Gareth using a backscratcher. The guys discuss mirroring. A Brazilian politician's wallet and a man with an unsanitary business model hit the headlines.

A newly-launched dog-focused TV channel leads the guys down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories for hounds. A bride takes matters into her own hands. Darren dubs Thailand the "Florida" of Asia after yet another bizarre news story.

Darren is forced to wear sleeves. A British zoo misses a golden marketing opportunity. The guys discuss the inherent creepiness of hypnosis after a dark news story.

Gareth tries to turn the show into a true crime podcast without telling Nic and Darren. The guys come up with some 3D printer pranks. Darren is forced to question everything his mom has ever taught him, and a tiny hero wins everyone's hearts.

Gareth revives a forgotten segment of the show. A spelling mistake sends a man to jail. The guys find out why India is suspicious of a pigeon.

Nic answers listener questions. Using a news story as inspiration, the guys invent a superhero to try and cash in on the movie rights. Gareth considers tailoring the podcast more to budgies.

A surprise guest crashes the podcast. Nic gets confused by buses. The guys investigate a new business that may just be a carwash in disguise.

The boys are back to reclaim the bottom rung of the podcast ladder. Nic reveals the real reason that people learn to solve a Rubik's cube. Gareth uses the lockdown to find new things to be terrible at. Darren shakes someone's hand by mistake. It's all happening!