Comic Dalin Oliver joins the guys as this week's Guest Darren, and gets the low-down on a very first-world crime wave sweeping New Zealand. Nic's child swallows some legal tender. Gareth investigates an Egyptian zoo with fake animals, and the guys figure out how to tell if someone has a wealthy voice.

Catch Dalin's live show FACE FOR RADIO from 10-15 September 2018 at the Baxter Theatre Concert Hall in Cape Town – tickets at Webtickets.

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With Darren out of the country, the guys enlist the services of a very special "Guest Darren" – Dyl Streep of musical comedy group The Brothers Streep. A sexy hedge in Sheffield makes the news for all the wrong reasons, Nic tries an unusual pasta, and Pastafarianism rears its strange, starchy head.

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