In an homage to Sean Shapiro and Owen Newkirk's Carcast, I sit in my car and tell you why the Dallas Stars shouldn't inch closer to the panic button.

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We try to talk about the fourth Stars loss in a row without the team interrupting us with a useless statement. 

Another Stars-Blackhawks game, another loss in overtime for Dallas. Are we doomed to repeat this high-event, low-scoring game six more times this season? Matthew Smith joins the pod again! 

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Blackhawks fan & hockey writer Matthew Smith joins the pod to brag about his team beating the Stars on Sunday. Just kidding: we go full pessimism about Chicago's future and Dallas' depth. But in a fun way!

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Robert Tiffin of Defending Big D and Stars Twitter fame joins us to discuss the Dallas Stars' last-second gasps in Columbus. Also: Italian Denis Gurianov and whether the Blue Jackets' goalies are real.

The first morning edition (sorry) of the podcast covers the Dallas Stars' blowout win in Columbus, John Tortorella's mafioso suit, and whatever the heck the Blue Jackets were wearing. 

The Dallas Stars lost to the Hurricanes again. But they looked like the Western Conference champion Stars while doing it, so let's revel. And talk to my dog. 

The Stars didn't show up in Raleigh, but our first guest host showed up in the studio! How exciting for everyone! 

Jake Oettinger won a game and the podcast studio survives its first blackout. What a night. 

Ty Dellandrea was good. The Dallas Stars winning is good. But did they play well enough against the worst team in the NHL to keep my attention for three minutes?