We compare the pros and cons of the oldie old times vs the newie new times, and find they have haunting similarities. Maybe always super-lock your doors when you stay at a hotel. We would gladly be bothered for money. Meteorite harms hardwood floors in New Jersey, witness claims it was... "warm." An extra heavy attempt to cover up a murder fails, while another person flawlessly executes what can only be described as a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation. Danger doesn't like the ShamWow guy. Robert DeNiro Status: "Gettin' It."

Could you manage 5 half sized clones of yourself? We discover puffery. NSFW casting bag? A certain shaped glacier floats past a town with a very interesting name. Do new discoveries in space spell the end of all?

This week we discuss "Glittons", teleporter vs time travel, we solve the problems with time travel, Safeway customers unite, Bram has another Obi-Wan, doppelgänger disposal, John Travolta, Russia vs Ukraine (the beginning?), we define Fraud, and we discover The 12 foot psychic.

This week we talk about the largest bean bag in existence, how a pizza delivery guy saves the day, we discover our new game where we find out if we will get "Sued or Sponsored!", weight passing records, who has the most records of all, and finally... McMilk?

Perforated Coattails, Patrick Stewart replaces Patrick Swayze, The world's most expensive sandwich leads us to why Danger loves "I Heart Mac'n'Cheese", The worlds largest Donkey Kong arcade machine, record breaking feats of the human body which of course bring us to the return of Grambo (to a 7eleven), and just how scarring a night with the donald would be.

-What would you pokemon?

-Hey now, it's all the Stars

-How soon is too soon for chuck hitler?

-"Hipler"?

-Does the name make the killer, or the killer make the name?

-Birth of a segment: "Yeah, prolly don't do that."

-Moral of the story, "Dude, it's fine."

We talk celebrities that we would rather not see naked, AI generated human imposters, god-mode staring contests, terrible inventions, the true definition of comedy, Judge Dredd/Demolition Man, extinct-meatball-of-the-month club, we send Fred Durst back in time and discuss the implications of warning Christopher Reeve.

A startling new character is born... (feat. Grambo)

Diving, Guinness, The Speed of Birds, CRT Televisions, Subway Sandwiches, "Spokes-Missiles", Wheelchairs, Aeon Flux, and Def Leppard.