Tonight on PODCAST 1289, the gang sits down to discuss another supernatural terror from the foothills of Appalachia - the Flatwoods Monster case!

This is something new we're trying where we upload extra episodes of us just talking shit on whatever comes into our heads. Fans of the 1289 cold opens will love it. Or they won't. We don't know. Don't mail us parcel bombs over it, though.

This one is so fucking stupid it barely kept our attention: A bunch of dumbasses on the internet think Elvis is still alive and that it was actually his twin brother - who died a stillborn in 1935 - who went to that great peanut butter & banana sandwich shop in the sky after giving up on the ghost on the Graceland shitter in 1977.

Dan had to go to brunch at the white people convention, so he left Jon, Rob, Bagels, and Jesse to fend for themselves in the intergalactic wilderness that is Alien Abduction Insurance.

And yes - this shit happened in Florida.

Bill O'Reilly's dad can't poop right, Trump's Fox News stroke, another shitty Dan tattoo, and the gang sits down to discuss the new Netflix Ted Bundy movie, along with the stories of several people who claim to have seen the notorious serial killer's ghost!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of X. Ray Burns. RIP

Jesse was a JFK Assassination documentary bootlegger as a child, Dan was a huge Nicolas Cage fan as an 11-year-old, kids trading Queen CDs for weed, and the gang discusses one of the most disturbing and hilarious pieces of found footage ever discovered - Grave Robbing For Morons!

This was gonna be a Patreon-only bonus episode, but we felt it was too good not to share with everyone. The dude from Cannibal Corpse burned down someone's house because of angels. And aliens. Also he had like 80 guns and a bunch of human skulls.

And yes, this was in Florida.

On April 5, 1994, Courtney Love murdered Kurt Cobain. Since then, a few brave conspiracy theorists have emerged since to ask the daring question: Could he have actually committed suicide?

Tonight on Podcast 1289, we take a deep dive to uncover WHO KILLED KURT COBAIN.

Joining us on this very special episode are Zach from the Are You Morbid? Heavy Metal Podcast and Greg from the This Was Rad podcast!

This episode is about...fuckin' trees.

We forgot to do one last year, so here's double for this year - another year-end best-of, featuring us playing and discussing our favorite bits. Happy New Year everyone! Thank you for making 2018 so awesome for us!