Jesse hates H.P. Lovecraft and thinks "smudging" is bullshit, Dan is scared of anglerfish, and Dylan tells the gang about a cryptid who is known to terrify Japanese sailors off the coast of Antarctica - the Ningen!

Music by ThrillShowX and Natureworld1986.

Dan accidentally calls the FBI on a child's toy, Jon has had it with introductions, Grant exploits religious charity for free ethnic cuisine, and the gang discusses several conspiracies revolving around the world's most beloved musical group - the Beatles.

Mike loves Black Sabbath, the Ninja Turtles' war on drugs, Jon wants to know what Gamera smells like, and Dylan goes into the field to interview his co-worker, Boston Dan, about the dead boy haunting his girlfriend's home.

Music by Kevin MacLeod.

Jon tries his hand at lounge-singing and Tumblr, much to the shock and horror of the crew in this one-year anniversary episode of Podcast 1289.

The gang then hunkers down to discuss the 1924 Ape Canyon Bigfoot Attack, as described by eyewitness Fred Beck!

Jon's drinking habits, Rob's college roommate loves the Golden Girls a little too much, and the gang discusses the very first reported alien abduction case - the story of Antônio Vilas-Boas!

Dylan hates dogs, Grandma's Al Ghul, and with Dan and Grant off for the night, Jesse and the gang listen to some personal ghost stories from special guests Jamie and Jason!

Shaq talk, Jesse hates anime, "Violent2J",and the tale of the Rotenburg Cannibal - Armin Meiwes.

Rob murders Jesus and then assassinates his own brother, #coryinthehouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force fights fascism, the wonders of Žižek, the five people you meet on PornHub, the Rob Schneider Civil Rights Act of 2017, partying patriots, and the incredible saga of skyjacker Dan (D.B.) Cooper.

Dan knows important people, Steve Buscemi's alter egos, babysitting in the House on Dead End Street, the Nuclear Question, trolling the spirit world on Clinton Road, Dylan is visited by an apparition after reading the Necronomicon, and Rob's memories of a childhood haunted by a hidden room under his bed.

Music by Mattia Cupelli and Menephra.

New Orleans nightcap, Slavoj Žižek sightings, German purity standards, and Podcast 1289's favorite person ever - William Hootkins, aka Rebel Alliance pilot Jek Porkins.

Stick around at the end for podcast recommendations!