Started off with a rare mass shooting in Germany by a disgruntled Jehovah's witness, and then got into the reestablishment of diplomatic ties between Iran and Saudi Arabia brokered by China. Plus the Silicon Valley bank meltdown, Tiger Woods tricks ex into leaving his house, Nordstream bombing intelligence suggests "Pro-Ukraine group," Twitter files congressional hearing, Japanese rocket fails, and a Florida guy stalked woman, pleasured himself onto her house AND her car. Music: Pennywise/"Revolution"