Cat's in trouble! Join us this week as the Hellhound sniffs out [dog pun] Catherine's secrets, we bear witness to Praesi teleconferencing, and an exciting invitation is passed along!

Death pits called lillies and point-blank shot crossbows / Falling from wall tops and fireball death blows / Cracking of chest bones (and this one sure stings) / These are a few of our favorite things!

Contusions, concussions, breaks, and burns! It's time for the first pitched battle of the entire series!

The [Chapter Title] is afoot! Join us for a bout of extreme violence, torturous methods of prisoner taking, and vicious munitions--all in the name of good, clean fun! This week, we amend previous statements about goblin research and learn wisdom at the foot of Monty, a Listener Like You!

We meet the best orc, the best goblin, a bunch of old friends, and just enjoy it while we can. Join us, won't you?

A blessed island, an enchanting Heiress, and a free cruise! This chapter really has it all!

Much like Sigmund Freud before us, we interpret a dream. Unlike Sigmund Freud before us, we then spend a while examining what honestly is perhaps the lowest point in Catherine's entire career, somehow.

In this week's discussion, we address the key philosophical underpinnings of the story: goblinfire, chaos, and autonecromancy.

In a series first, we discuss chapter 11! Join us as we laud Lemony Snicket, make a very good joke with a punchline about flight, and call the Lone Swordsman mighty! And also weak!

Narratives, nascent Names, and nemeses! We begin counting clenches, we see what gems piglets merit, and we read way too far into that which we ought not.