Join us as we join Catherine as she joins a group as it joins a party! We get our first glimpse of one of the most major players on the world stage, discuss the Burj Khalifa, and reference tabletop gaming! A pretty normal week.

Cat's in trouble! Join us this week as the Hellhound sniffs out [dog pun] Catherine's secrets, we bear witness to Praesi teleconferencing, and an exciting invitation is passed along!

Death pits called lillies and point-blank shot crossbows / Falling from wall tops and fireball death blows / Cracking of chest bones (and this one sure stings) / These are a few of our favorite things!

Contusions, concussions, breaks, and burns! It's time for the first pitched battle of the entire series!

The [Chapter Title] is afoot! Join us for a bout of extreme violence, torturous methods of prisoner taking, and vicious munitions--all in the name of good, clean fun! This week, we amend previous statements about goblin research and learn wisdom at the foot of Monty, a Listener Like You!

We meet the best orc, the best goblin, a bunch of old friends, and just enjoy it while we can. Join us, won't you?

A blessed island, an enchanting Heiress, and a free cruise! This chapter really has it all!

Much like Sigmund Freud before us, we interpret a dream. Unlike Sigmund Freud before us, we then spend a while examining what honestly is perhaps the lowest point in Catherine's entire career, somehow.

In this week's discussion, we address the key philosophical underpinnings of the story: goblinfire, chaos, and autonecromancy.

In a series first, we discuss chapter 11! Join us as we laud Lemony Snicket, make a very good joke with a punchline about flight, and call the Lone Swordsman mighty! And also weak!