Podcast | JOHNNY HAS THE KEYS

Listen, as Johnny has the Keys lands on a desolate, freezing, desert planet where a man battles the odds, his only goal to stay alive and return home.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys gets lost in the Maryland woods with an obnoxious shaky-cam, shout at the unknown, and cringe from the occasionally terrifying bundle of sticks.

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys goes full-force superhero with a remarkable ensemble cast, state-art special FX, and writing equally powerful. Avengers assemble!

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys escorts you to an alternate dimension where pain and pleasure measure equally and Pinhead is waiting to assist your exploration of them.

Listen as Johnny Has the Keys has a pint down at The Winchester, ignoring the scrapes and groans at the windows while celebrating the surprise arrival of the apocalypse.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys embarks on a journey of self-discovery brought on by the devotion of another species, reinvigorating past glory on a galactic scale.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys veers off the highway to back roads, where there is no safety, no rules, and you may be no more than dinner to the folks in that nice farmhouse down the way.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys takes you to the Mutara Nebula for a Moby Dick-inspired showdown between two of the universe's ultimate badasses.

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys travels to the English countryside, where the folks at the neighboring estate might be up to more than just a pleasant picnic!

Listen, as Johnny Has the Keys grabs the popcorn and joins the military to shower with mucho pretty naked people and defend humanity against ferocious armies of arachnids.