Close to delirium after watching and discussing so many Hallmark movies over the past few weeks, I discuss the movie Valentine Ever After with my friend Courtney!

Following an accidental bar brawl, two big-city girls get stuck doing community service in small-town Wyoming. Obviously one of them falls in love with a cowboy or what would be the point of this film?

On today's episode, my friend Dero and I talk about How to Fall in Love.

Former nerd Harold is unlucky in love, so he hires his popular high-school classmate Annie as a dating coach. As Harold gains confidence, he and Annie become closer.

Ivy Jelisavac (@becauseivy) and I talk about the ridiculous Billy Baldwin movie Be My Valentine.

Theodora Blanchfield (@tblanchfield on Twitter) and I discuss the Meghan Markle movie Dater's Handbook!

A young environmentalist thinks her worries are over when every birthday wish she's ever made starts coming true. But has she been wishing for the right things? My friend Lauren and I discuss the movie A Wish Come True.

Today, my friend Brian joins me to talk about Meet My Valentine, the most messed-up allegedly romantic film of all time, except for maybe that one about Ryan Gosling and the Living Doll.

When Tom (Scott Wolf) learns that he has terminal cancer, he does what any married father of a young child would do: He makes a fake dating profile for his wife Valentine (really, that's her name; played by Courtney Ford) to search for her next partner, all while concealing his diagnosis from his family. After a few false starts, Tom realizes that Val's business partner could be her next Mr. Right. That is literally the plot of this movie.

Good-girl food writer meets bad-boy chef. Will they do sex to each other? No, because this is a Hallmark movie! Join me and my friends Amanda and Amber as we wait 1.5 hours for two hot people to kiss, in the movie Recipe for Love.

Today we’re talking about All Things Valentine, a movie about an advice blogger who unwittingly falls in love with the troll in her comments section. 

My friend Jorn Reinsel (@jornreinsel) joins me to discuss the feasibility of dog as Valentine, whether this movie is a rip-off of You’ve Got Mail, and whether, if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Joe Muto (@joemuto), author of An Atheist in the Foxhole -- and my ex-boyfriend! -- joins me to talk about the Julia Stiles Hallmark movie The Makeover. It's Pygmalion, but with Boston accents!

Hannah Higgins, an education consultant(?) wants to be her district's newest congresswoman. Weatherman Wade Bradbury wins the race, but he's electrocuted, resulting in a special election. Learning that she's too smart and unlikeable to win (wow, this sounds familiar), Hannah convinces a local beer distributor, Elliott Doolittle, to enter the race. Join us to find out what happens next.

Casey Erin Clark (@caseyerinclark), co-founder of Vital Voice Training (https://vitalvoicetraining.com) joins me to discuss the Valentine's Groundhog Day movie Once Upon a Winter's Date.

Kat is an unlucky-in-love ad exec with a checklist of everything she wants in a man. On Valentine's Day, a charming British woman puts a curse on her, forcing her to relive Valentine's Day over and over again until she finds her soulmate. Is it Kenny, her poet doorman? The rock-climbing barista whose name I didn't catch? Or Roger, the dog rescuer with extremely '90s hair? Join us to find out.