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I have never stuffed anything before, but now I feel it's like a rite of passage. It's a lost art to replace the very organs that kept a living entity alive with yummy chunks of bread. Put it in my obituary. I can only move on into the afterlife if my best buddies take my body and absolutely slam it to the brim with onions, roasted chestnuts, and a dash of celery. Put me on a plate and make me look delicious so my soul can rest easy.
Otherwise, every Thanksgiving I'll haunt their families. "WHYYY DIDN'T YOU STUFF ME???" Just absolutely wreck their houses. I'll ghost-punch their windows and just demand that they stuff me, right? And then... They'll have to like... dig up my grave and stuff me, in the rain and sleet of a cemetery night. And they're crying but they know they were wrong. And now they're making it right. The onions go in. My spectre gives a satisfied smile. All becomes as it should be.
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