In which Erik proposes a rotating festival for everyone's favourite meats-treats, while Piers pitches a stationary new way for hip sexy young people to meet.

In which Piers oversees the curation and preservation of the world's luckiest mugs, while Erik oversees a fight between the left and right sides of the brain.

In which Erik takes the third shot at asking Piers to spot the ersatz entries in his fiction smorgasbord, and Piers takes the first shot at asking our audience for some much needed help.

In which Piers and Erik take the backseat, fans send in their own recorded pitches, and we all celebrate a superb 100 EPISODES of PvP together like a family.

In which Erik pitches a plot to forcibly take people from one place to another place, and Piers proposes transporting the duo to another place so they may escape from it.

In which Piers proposes a series of gentle celebrity kidnappings as theatre, and Erik counters with an eerily familiar idea.

In which Erik gets into Piers' heart with his most good-natured narrative fiction game to date, and Piers finds a way into Erik's skin with nothing more than a team of trained surgeons.

In which Erik presents multiple fan-fictions only to make Piers pick just one, and Piers presents multiple running routes but lets joggers enjoy all of them.

In which Piers teaches children everywhere an important lesson about proper spelling, and Erik teaches children everywhere a useless lesson about ranking your favourite poke-mans.

In which Piers challenges the witches, warlocks, and magic-users of the world to cast a spell they can prove works for a change, and Erik challenges Piers to accept his training and become the greatest competitive pokemon trainer of all time.