In which Erik proposes an illegal show that we would never in a million years lower ourselves to, and Piers cracks the phone book open to "G" (for grandmother.)

In which Erik wants a new training regime to turn him into a rugged industrial-strength Erik, and Piers wants to give Erik that thick skin he's been begging for all these years.

In which Piers fulfills his lifelong dream of being a gentleman art thief by stealing from Erik, and Erik pitches a surprise fan-submitted podcast with a very misleading title.

In which Piers tests Erik's knowledge of general knowledge, Erik tests Piers knowledge of genre knowledge, and esteemed VPL librarian/comedian KERRI DONALDSON drops in uninvited with some ideas of her own.

In which Erik proposes performing a particularly painful and one-sided "science" experiment on Piers, while nice-guy Piers pitches a special gift for Erik with a guide-cast to the greatest webcomic of all time: Achewood.

In which Erik challenges Piers to spin generic phrase straw into podcast gold on the spot, and Piers pitches some kind of murky philosophical mumbo-jumbo about turtles.

In which Piers takes on the greatest roles that film has ever had to offer, and Erik takes advantage of Canadian politeness to further his education.

In which Piers pitches an opportunity for our hosts to get harder than they've ever been, and Erik pitches an opportunity for Piers to go completely insane with frustration.

In which Erik must break Piers down to teach him a skill he already has, and Piers breaks down the human body to get at all the juicy blood inside.