Today, Dan and Maureen battle a series of seemingly endless recording failures, while everyone’s worst gym teacher, Jim Jordan, tries to become head of Slytherin. 

And because this is a week of truly horrific news, we talk about self care. For example, Maureen is in PA and has gone to Michael’s craft store. 

Also, Dan tells a story about getting stuck inside his haunted car.

All of this with a microphone balanced on a plastic pumpkin.

Get your glue gun, SaysWhovia. Things are getting sticky.

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