Do not attempt the stunts performed on this show in your own home.

Games we played this week include:

Resident Evil Village (13:45)

Mass Effect Legendary Edition (22:20)

Monster Sanctuary (32:00)

Dragon Quest Builders 2 (34:00)

The Outer Worlds (35:30)

Pine (41:15)

News things talked about in this episode:

Ubisoft still hasn’t addressed the system of abuse at their studios (45:15)

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2021-05-18-ubisoft-has-reportedly-made-minimal-changes-following-abuse-allegations

Ubisoft also has a bad art contest you shouldn’t enter (52:20)

https://www.thegamer.com/assassins-creed-valhalla-tattoo-competition-ubisoft-spec-work/

Unused Lady Dimitrescu voice file found to be very hot (56:25)

https://www.thegamer.com/cut-lady-dimitrescu-voice-line-good-girl/

Epic v Apple devolves to porno finger-pointing (57:45)

https://twitter.com/thedextriarchy/status/1394701570080743427

Redacted testimony points to Xbox Game Pass coming to Switch (1:01:45)

https://twitter.com/stephentotilo/status/1394618302475931649

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