Seltzer is nonsense.

Games we played this week include:

Pokémon Brilliant Diamond (10:55)

Gunfire Reborn (15:35)

Kill It With Fire (21:50)

Dauntless (23:40)

The Binding of Isaac: Repentance (27:30)

Mindscanners (30:10)

Paradise Lost (37:05)

Space Warlord Organ Simulator (41:10)

Lawn Mowing Simulator (45:35)

Townscaper (46:50)

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News things talked about in this episode:

Former Activision Blizzard employee comes forward in press conference (48:20)

https://kotaku.com/sexually-harassed-activision-blizzard-employee-holds-pr-1848180146

Walkout staged at Raven software following QA layoffs (51:50)

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-12-06-raven-software-employees-walk-out-following-layoffs-in-the-qa-team

State treasurers getting involved in Activision Blizzard (56:35)

https://www.axios.com/state-treasurers-pressure-activision-over-misconduct-352fe2e6-64d4-4f30-ba7e-39e0e13419de.html

PlayStation exec fired after amateur pedophilia sting (1:00:05)

https://www.cnet.com/tech/gaming/sony-terminates-playstation-exec-who-allegedly-appeared-in-pedophile-sting-video/

Ubisoft acknowledges their handling of workplace abuse has damaged trust in them (1:02:30)

https://www.axios.com/ubisoft-workplace-scandal-anika-grant-interview-aac56bc7-1551-465a-85b8-6e6d7ca36816.html

Ubisoft details first steps toward NFT integration in Ghost Recon Breakpoint (1:09:40)

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-12-07-ubisoft-quartz-is-an-energy-efficient-nft-platform-for-aaa-games

Voice acting studio OMUK agrees to union contract protecting workers (1:17:40)

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-12-06-uk-voice-acting-studio-reaches-agreement-with-equity-to-safeguard-voice-actors-working-in-games

Retail release of Halo Infinite unplayable for several hours after release due to online update (1:20:15)

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-12-08-no-you-cant-play-halo-infinites-campaign-now-even-if-you-have-the-disc

Pokémon Shining Pearl already beaten by speedrunners in 15 minutes (1:22:25)

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2021-12-08-pokemon-shining-pearl-finished-in-only-15-minutes

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