It’s really important you know that they’re on your side.

Games we played this week include:

Lies of P (16:00)

Solar Ash (17:35)

F-Zero 99 (20:20)

Nun Massacre (27:10)

No One Lives Under the Lighthouse (27:35)

Blood Wash (31:40)

Trombone Champ (39:55)

Gloomhaven (42:05)

MythForce (47:05)

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News things talked about in this episode:

Microsoft leaks everything, like, everything, on FTC website (52:42)

https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/19/23880165/xbox-leak-ftc-documents-new-xbox-series-x-controller-next-gen

Ubisoft Montreal workers get screwed by sudden “return-to-office” demands (1:13:15)

https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2023/09/11/xbox-mastercard/

Unity makes a crap “apology” for runtime fees, but has not reversed course yet (1:37:30)

https://www.eurogamer.net/unity-apologises-for-confusion-and-angst-over-fee-changes

Terraria developer Re-Logic donated $200k to alternative game engines Godot and FNA (1:25:35)

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/re-logic-donating-100000-to-godot-and-fna-in-response-to-unity-backlash

Bobby Kotick might be only person outside of Nintendo to play a Switch 2

https://www.theverge.com/2023/9/18/23878412/nintendo-switch-2-activision-briefing-next-gen-switch

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