Like you’ve never thought about it.

Games we played this week include:

Balatro (3:20)

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (10:35)

The Veil: Shadow of the Crown (25:12)

The Thaumaturge (29:20)

Contra: Operation Galuga (29:55)

Alone in the Dark (41:35)

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News things talked about in this episode:

Ubisoft’s AI NPC dialogue generator is pitiful (49:00)

https://www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-boss-generative-ai-is-just-another-new-technology-to-be-tested

PS5 Pro confirmed by leak from third-party developer (53:10)

https://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2024/03/19/ps5-pro-specs-leak-being-investigated-by-sony/

You can now drink mayo (55:15)

https://kotaku.com/stardew-valley-16-update-drink-mayonnaise-1851344320

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