Can you believe such a catchy slogan could turn out to be so wildly inaccurate?

Games we played this week include:

Silent Hill 2 Remake (06:50)

Metaphor: ReFantazio (27:15)

Satisfactory (40:40)

Cryptmaster (45:15)

UFO 50 (55:05)

Spell Brigade (1:07:10)

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News things talked about in this episode:

In most impotent protest yet, Gamers change review descriptions of Silent Hill 2 remake on Wikipedia (1:07:30)

https://www.eurogamer.net/silent-hill-2-remake-wikipedia-page-locked-after-salty-fans-try-to-rewrite-its-critically-acclaimed-reception

Sonic Team expresses commitment to older generation hardware for Sonic games (1:09:15)

https://www.ign.com/articles/monster-hunter-wilds-sonic-ps5-pro-support

Roblox accused of inflating player counts to investors (1:11:30)

https://www.eurogamer.net/damning-roblox-report-claims-company-inflates-player-numbers-to-investors-by-as-much-as-42

Nintendo patented room sensing technology only to put it in an alarm clock (1:16:30)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMqWTkgDt6A

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