Pod's Burgers: A Podcast Chronicling a Bob's Burgers Obsession

Dip our chips - this time we talk about Season 9's If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? We discuss the magic of Ron the assistant health inspector's altruism, Ms. LaBonz's inspiring love of her own life and her ability to triple dip, how Briddany's go-go-gadget fingers are hilarious and too bad you can't see them dance, and our feelings on puppets in general and Beowulf puppets specifically.

We wear neat jackets and nicely discuss Season 9's ode to wake-less boating, ocean conservation, and keeping it frisky in the nighttime: What About Blob?. We talk about the polarizing nature of Gene's firm self-confidence, the weird, sudden appearance of a Scientologist - NO WAIT WE MEAN OCEANOGRAPHER, SORRY - and how delightful bioluminescence and oysters really are.

We did it, we recorded, and we talked about Season 9's Roamin' Bob-iday and we discuss what's acceptable and what's not acceptable when bread perving (hint: only perv your own bread, people); how metal childbirth really is; how delicious sandwich 33 sounds like forreals; and whether heat-lamp-red lights can ever be sexity.

This time we're talking The Fresh Princ-ipal. We discuss how we relate to the rip-off of a purely ceremonial prize, how vomit - fake or not - can be super triggering and how a haunted crowbar can be the most intriguing thing in a scene, even when that scene also explains how "downstairs" means "my pants." Also: way more poop chat than we planned, but we just go where the poop chat takes us. It's sort of a life philosophy, really.

Get out your business casual barrettes, it's (finally) time to talk about Tweentrepreneurs. In this one we talk about how perfectly the show manages to capture the terrible nuance of a poorly-managed business strategy; that time our mother had a terrible business idea of her own that she compulsively talked about to, like, the entire universe; and Briddany's weird-but-fascinating spiral from Bob's end credits to murder. And but also a special added bonus! Both Jen and Briddany's dogs deciding to be a-holes just all of a sudden and for no real reason. Yaaaayyyyy.

Holy gooses with tiny pageboy hairdos, it's a new episode all about Season 9's Every Which Way but Goose! We talk about why Jimmy Jr suddenly decided to be a human being and not an utter toiletmonster all the sudden; how this episode is perhaps deeper than initially realized and maybe goes the way of mythology, even?; and super deep cut references to 80s movies that you likely haven't thought about in a long long time or maybe possibly, like, ever. Also: Alan Smithee. That's the name Jen couldn't think of.

Break the bed, we have a new episode all about the Season 9 Valentine's Day episode Bed, Bob & Beyond! Hear about how Louise once again proves she is the most emotionally mature Belcher by far; the deep, deep 90s undercurrent that flows through this Bob's episode; how the early 2000s were like nothing and yet everything terrible all at once; and how arguments re: the location of laundry appears to be a universal equalizer.

We didn't know hurling was a sport but we do now, thanks to The Helen Hunt. In this episode we talk about the glory of parent-child bonding through lies and unskilled plumbing. Also how Fleetwood Mac sort of sounds like it would be a handyman company but we don't know why. And but also: cold pasta actually sounds good and you know it, fight us; and ways in which Kathleen's apartment is just exactly like a sick day in elementary school when it's rainy outside and you get to eat warm, buttered toast.

We took our sweet, sweet, horribly sweet time to get this one out, but it's here - we chat about Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's and we promise that if you listen your digestion will be vastly improved and your restless legs will take a long quiet chill. Or, neither of those things will happen but you'll hear us talk about the time a mattress pinned Briddany down and attempted to remove her pants so she can totally relate to Bob's stuck-between-a-mattress-and-a-closed-door predicament and also we discuss how toilet paper can really build solid friendships if you let it and how if you think about it, most of us really do have our very own A-chili's heel.

We fiiiiinally talk about Season 9's Bobby Driver and cover how important it is that you all give the Charleston its real due, the power of a well-organized crafting room and the true allure of 80s-and-90s-era-movie-themed needlepoint. Also: join us in the awe of discovering that toilet humor can be elevated and remember that time you had a portrait taken that was you and also ghost-you floating above your shoulder.