Jen and Briddany talk about everyone's favorite non-Belcher Belcher: Teddy. Along with so many other tangents (as usual) like the time Jen recorded an old-timey radio show that involved her character using a flamethrower, and how sea-related dioramas are pretty much the best, and deeply philosophical thoughts about human connection prompted by a fantasy of being besties with a shark, and what the hell IS the name of that one Michael McDonald song anyway?

Jen and Briddany talk The Hurt Soccer and Go Tina on the Mountain, and cover the important topics of American Gladiator, Jen's failure of an audition for Show Choir, how the Belchers are really just the Lands if you think about it, and how we've all been Tina at camp trying to pretend we don't care about that nickname we got because we were singing to ourselves in the ladies toilet.

It's Easter time almost, which means that Jen and Briddany are going to over-analyze the Bob's Burgers episode Eggs for Days and discuss the beauty of the Belchers being the most Belcher they can be. Also included is a theory about people of a certain age and Schnapps experiences, Jesus as a Dragon Ball Z character (again), and some surprisingly excited conversation about the 80s soap Santa Barbara (there was an A-list actor on this soap and you HAVE TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT WHO YOU KNOW YOU'RE CURIOUS NOW).

Jen and Briddany wax rhapsodic about the new Vday episode, V for Valentine-Detta. Also they each talk about their own favorite Valentine's Day episode. Jen is tired and Briddany has a new nickname and that nickname is "drill face." There are wine-pouring moments and way more poop chat than you'd expect for an episode about romance. So basically all wins.

Jen and Briddany rank the Bob's Burgers musical episodes from favorite to fifth most favorite (WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS LEAST FAVORITE THANK YOU VERY MUCH). Also included: wine-pouring sounds. Because Jen and Briddany are filled with class. And wine.

Jen and Briddany peel back the layers (SO MANY LAYERS) to the new Bob's Burgers Christmas episode The Bleakening. Also, you hear something rarely found in the wild: an eff from Jen. Also some from Briddany. But that's not unusual.

Jen and Briddany rank the Christmas episodes of Bob's Burgers and give their really super well-thought-out reasons for the rankings. With effs. And a little wine (whine?).