Conrad's back! The Charmed Ones are in full effect to talk about Conrad's new house, as well as Jim's similarities to Garth Marenghi. Elsehwere, Jonathan Holmes both stars in a sexy rock opera and becomes mayor of Fellatio Town, and the gang talks over some of the most notable game industry April Fool jokes. 

As if that wasn't enough, we reminisce about LucasArts games, talk about interesting PC titles such as Evoland, discuss an aborted Willem Dafoe movie pitch, AND deal with Trent Reznor's "hilariously" ironic texts. That fiend. 

Conrad is moving house, so Jon and Jim hold the fort to give us a Podtoid about PAX East, human turds, and an erotic new take on The DuckTales game. As if that wasn't enough, there's some hot chat on secret societies, and why Jonathan should become The Predator. 

We also unveil JonCon East and its Tuna Boxing competition, Trent Reznor resurrects a tired meme, and The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct isn't very good. Also, Dive Kick! 

On this week's protesting Podtoid, the crew laments having to record a show on time due to people insisting things be organized, Elizabeth Berkley is absolutely perfect, and Jonathan Holmes hosts a butt auction. As usual, Trent Reznor is up to his old tricks, and there's a moment of revelation as cum tributes threaten the peace. 

Elsewhere, there's some talk about The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct, PAX East violence, and some game from the Katamari people that Jonathan's in love with. 

On this week's Popetoid, the gang tries its hand at hilarious topical humor ... and naturally fails. Jonathan Holmes also becomes not one, but TWO professional wrestlers, and learns the ancient art of cum tributes. As if that wasn't enough, Trent Reznor lies in wait with a peanut taunt, and someone stole fizzy lifting drink. 

As far as game talk goes, there's chat about Don't Starve, Ridiculous Fishing, and some minor teases about Lego City Undercover. Wow, what a show! 

It's a laid back episode this week. People are tired, stressed, but keen to talk shop! Sim City gets the savaging it deserves, while Trent Reznor's up to his ol' texting tricks. Elsewhere, Jim's ludicrous PC problems are fully detailed, and there's a debate over the merits of testicles. 

So here's your Podtoid that you kept bloody asking for! Eat it up.

On this week's Podtoid, we get TWO Willem Dafoe movie pitches -- a sequel to The 40-Year-Old Virgin and an all-new tale of betrayal and monkey poo. Elsewhere, Jim's started getting overly familiar texts from Tent Reznor, and Jonathan Holmes has a bizarre encounter with that man who sung the song about a semi-charmed kind of life. 

The gang also discusses gamers' attachment to videogame executives, the weird secrecy surrounding the game industry, and a few residual issues regarding a certain game we're all sick of hearing about. All this and more, only on Podtoid!

On this week's post-PS4 episode of Podtoid, the gang naturally discusses the PlayStation 4. The games, the hardware, and the online plans are all analyzed and talked about, almost as if this were a videogame podcast. Elsewhere, Chickenscratch O'Hoolihan has a problem with the pig milker, and Jonathan Holmes unites 20,000 hardcore members. 

As if that wasn't enough, there's a little wrap-up talk on Colonial Marines, a brief chat about Ad Blocker, and MANY OTHER THINGS!

On this week's mournful Podtoid, the fate of Aliens: Colonial Marines is lamented and there's only one person to blame -- Jonathan Holmes, who shirked his duty and let Uncle Ben die. Outside of that, the gang puts on a dark performance of Disney's Brave, and Conrad lets Curt Cobain really, REALLY have it. Also, is Jonathan the new Charlie Brown? Time will tell. 

Elsewhere, we talk about videogame success and whether we need a new generation, but just totally went off on Colonial Marines a lot. Also, hairy business! 

On this week's high octane Podtoid, the gang decides to cash in on Jurassic Park, we find sordid new uses for glow sticks, and Jonathan Holmes become Breakfast Boy to the delight of an American TV icon. Oh, and we discuss the ramifications of a Podtoid fan one day murdering him. Because that'd be terrible. 

Elsewhere, there's an early taste of the Ken's Rage 2 review, we talk about Next Xbox and its rumored online plans, there's grudging chat concerning Borderlands 2's racial controversy, and loads more. 

On this week's Podtoid, the gang ponders the conglomeration of Disney and opens a planitarium to ponder the nature of the universe and give homeless men some honest work. We also chat about how pretty the Hitman Collection is, and angrily flick through a Fire Emblem art book to try and find Jonathan Holmes. 

Elsewhere, there's some chat on some videogames and stuff that you can listen to. Why NOT listen to it?